A World Turned Upside Down: Australian News

Why does the footballer get to be a refugee but not Behrouz Boochani?

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Behrouz was poor and on a boat. Hakeem had money and was on a plane.

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On the other hand…

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In the US we don’t even have that for citizens.

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Fuck.

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This can only end well :smiley:

But hell, why wait until July? Let him come meet the PM right as the election is kicking off, it’s sure to be a vote winner :smile:

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Think we can convince him to pet the pretty blue octopuppies?

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Does he know where Australia is?

[trumpvoice] “I don’t believe that’s where Austria is. I have a gut feeling about it. How can I build a golf course down there, the balls will all fall off. Bring me a flat globe!” [/trumpvoice]

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How about a solo swamp-walk adventure?

“It’ll be great sir, kind of The Apprentice meats, uh, meets. Crocodile Dundee sir. It’ll be just like Florida.”

“What’s your name again kid? Because I think you’ve got a winner of an idea. But there’s production.”

“Oh sir! It’s all being taken care of. We know how you feel about being held up by cameramen and press. It’s all being done by these drone aircraft.”

“Those look like shotguns.”

“Microphones, sir. Most of them. Your security runs those ones there. They’re armed.”

“They look exactly the same.”

“Haha! Such a great line sir. One way or another your life will pass before their eyes.”

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only-lovers-left-alive-Ava-sorry

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