Announcement: I'm the new Pope

[timd]

Bring your own chestnuts

[Beanolini]

@awfulhorrid

I’m the new Pope

Antipope!

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[MerelyGifted]

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The Lords of the New Church - Holy War

[teknocholer]

@mindysan33

I for one welcome our new Pope-overlord!

Is it still a schism if there are a billion popes, or do we need a new word?

[teknocholer]

@hecep

A congregant, instead of consuming their host, pocketed it.

I have never seen an answer to this conundrum:

A congregant takes communion, then is hit with a bout of stomach flu after leaving the church and vomits on the sidewalk. What happens then?

[mindysan33]

Every Catholic, a pope? Protestantism?

[Franko]

@hecep

Were you hit with this church fable: A congregant, instead of consuming their host, pocketed it. While walking home after the service, the host began to bleed unstoppably, a process that was finally stopped by returning the host to the church and consuming it there.

hahahhaha, wow… i’ve never heard this one, either. hilarious.

[ObakeBakaNeko]

[hecep]

@teknocholer

vomits on the sidewalk. What happens then?

They seek out… The Exorcist.