Bring your own chestnuts
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Is it still a schism if there are a billion popes, or do we need a new word?
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I have never seen an answer to this conundrum:
A congregant takes communion, then is hit with a bout of stomach flu after leaving the church and vomits on the sidewalk. What happens then?
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Every Catholic, a pope? 
Protestantism?
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hahahhaha, wow… i’ve never heard this one, either. hilarious.
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They seek out… The Exorcist. 
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Did anyone have American on their Pope bingo card?
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I didn’t…
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Trump, being abnormal, would normally make that goofy move, but…
‘Marxist Pope!’ MAGA rages against new pope for being critical of Trump’s policies - Alternet.org
JMHO: Beautiful chess move by the conclave. A socially conscious American Pope. It’s like they froze Pope Francis in liquid nitrogen, lathed him down to a long slender dagger, then jabbed him straight into Trump’s doughy mug. And the choice could only inspire many, if not enough, conservative Christians in America to back away from Trump. And sweet choice of Prevost’s new handle. The poop on Pope Leo III. Prevost could have done just as well, if not better, if he chose “Francis II”, but I believe he chose to recognize Pope Francis’ uniqueness and acknowledge Mr. Bergoglio’s “ownership” of “Francis”.
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Unsanctioned snacking will not be tolerated!
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Every time a new Pope is elected I have to dust off Anthony Quinn and watch The Shoes of the Fisherman.
If we don’t fall asleep after dinner I’ll put it on.
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Onward, Christian Jarheads.
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We watch it every several years or so, mostly for the interesting politics outside of and inside of the Church. I wish they would give it a 4K restoration. The already fine DVD colors would explode off the screen.
Again, the cheering MAGAts are going to whine about being tricked. The willfully ignorant deserve all the scorn and ass-wads of schadenfreude heaped upon them.
‘Completely unaware’: MAGA’s glee for American pope mocked as anti-Trump posts revealed - Raw Story
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“Dedicated to protecting the Holy Eucharist, blah blah blah…”
Protecting from whom or what exactly? They don’t seem to be recruiting theologians. What threats to the Church require the formation of a legion of brownshirts?
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