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rolls tgt tgt rolls
CRIT (00+) 70 Agg v. Nor 30 ( 24) miss [Zero Demos is Unyielding]
Hit! ( 77) 70 Agg v. Nor 30 ( 68) Hit! [Both are Unphased]
CRIT (00+) 70 Nor v. Def 30 ( 38) Hit!
miss ( 58) 70 Def v. Cau 30 (00+) CRIT [Mr. Collins is Unyielding]
R5: Hit! ( 83) 60 Def v. Rck 40 ( 47) Hit!
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Mr. Collins (3/6) v. (2/6) Zero Demos
Demos! Good swing, keep it up. MURDER HIM.
Holy cow – does being psycho give one mind reading powers?
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rolls tgt tgt rolls
CRIT (00+) 70 Agg v. Nor 30 ( 24) miss [Zero Demos is Unyielding]
Hit! ( 77) 70 Agg v. Nor 30 ( 68) Hit! [Both are Unphased]
CRIT (00+) 70 Nor v. Def 30 ( 38) Hit!
miss ( 58) 70 Def v. Cau 30 (00+) CRIT [Mr. Collins is Unyielding]
Hit! ( 83) 60 Def v. Rck 40 ( 47) Hit!
R6: CRIT ( 78) 70 Cau v. Rck 30 (00+) CRIT [Mr. Collins is Vicious, Zero is Unstoppable]
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Mr. Collins (1/6) v. (2/6) Zero Demos
KILL.
KILL.
KILL.
KILL.
KILL.
KILL.
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rolls tgt tgt rolls
CRIT (00+) 70 Agg v. Nor 30 ( 24) miss [Zero Demos is Unyielding]
Hit! ( 77) 70 Agg v. Nor 30 ( 68) Hit! [Both are Unphased]
CRIT (00+) 70 Nor v. Def 30 ( 38) Hit!
miss ( 58) 70 Def v. Cau 30 (00+) CRIT [Mr. Collins is Unyielding]
Hit! ( 83) 60 Def v. Rck 40 ( 47) Hit!
CRIT ( 78) 70 Cau v. Rck 30 (00+) CRIT [Mr. Collins is Vicious, Zero is Unstoppable]
R7: CRIT (00+) 60 Nor v. Cau 40 (00+) CRIT [Mr. Collins is Unstoppable]
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Mr. Collins (1/6) v. (0/6) Zero Demos
Mr. Collins has experienced the Final Quickening!
Ha. Haha.
HahahahahAHahaHaHAhahA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HA.
HA.
HA.
HA.
HA.
HA.
ha.
ha.
Shit.
Shit.
(@David_Falkayn)
Oh, thank you. I can breathe again.
Thank you for avenging me, my friend. Far better than the alternative.
I could do with a hot cacao, how about you?
Where’s the vodka?
Goody Two-Shoes confiscated it. Looks like insipid tea and smug from here on.
Oh HELL no.
~draws her lovely karabela~
I think not.
~blinks, pauses~
Though I’m not sure what to do next.
Maybe he will let us have a sherry on Christmas?
Cacao now. Ayahuasca when we are calmer and read to understand each other. I am still not a fan of distillation, you understand.
Welcome, new friends!
The Worker (@manwich)
NESSIE (@penguinchris)
“Bon” McEvoy (@donald_petersen)
Maud d’Oilly (@KeisterButton)
Harry Farnsworth (@Wisconsin_Platt)
Ennis (@gwwar)
Juan (@strokeybeard)
Bark McBarkruff (@ghoti)
Evelyn Wolff (@Nightflyer)
The Ratchet (@pogo)
(Oops, can only mention ten. See supplementary message to follow.)
Where is Zero? Sulking again?
The bar’s open for all of good will! Choose your poison! I can recommend the mead.
Mr. Ratchet, your tea and your free kitten are through that door over there.*
*Haha just kidding. I wouldn’t do that to a kitten.