Count to Ten Thousand

[Chaz1]

Only $750 a piece when you buy both! (or $854 separately.)

[RAvery]

It was pretty much either this or another Porsche.

[Voynaimor]

INB4

How many Porsche models can there be? (Please note the “boxer” configuration of the picture).

[Wisconsin_Platt]

Just keeping in the spirit of things… Porch 993

[RAvery]

[Wisconsin_Platt]

A OddJobs Person canvassed a wealthy neighborhood looking for odd jobs. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had anything for her to do.

“Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?”

She replied, “How about $50?”

The man agreed and told her the paint was in the garage. A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.

“You’re finished already?” he asked.

“Yes,” the woman answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.

“And by the way,” the blonde added, “that’s not a Porsche; it’s a Ferrari.”

[Chaz1]

[Wisconsin_Platt]

[Voynaimor]

There must have been a crappier engine somewhere. Wartburg?

[RAvery]

That wouldn’t have happened if he pronounced the last vowel of “Porsche” as he should.

But back to numbers…

[Wisconsin_Platt]

How the hell did Cleveland rate the $1000?

Oh, yeah…didn’t waste a lot of time on the reverse design

[RAvery]

[Daveb]

See you raise you.

[Wisconsin_Platt]

these are some Weird Hot Nights

[Cynical]

[RAvery]

No, I won’t be watching the Supremebowl (it is today, isn’t it?). So I’ll put this here too.

[Wisconsin_Platt]

[Chaz1]

Brazil Nightclub

[RAvery]

[Daveb]