Creative insults and comebacks

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Mom, her then-BF and I had been doing some shopping in St Anns Bay (locally pronounced SintAHNNZbey), Jamaica, and were heading back to the car when an exceptionally sleazy-looking chap demanded my number. I ignored him, and we walked on. A couple seconds later, I snorted, and said, “Huh! Give you someone else’s number!” The three of us laughed, and so did a woman who was walking alongside us. She gave me a great smile. I was suddenly inspired, and began to loudly sing, “54-46 was my number…