I was just coming to post this. Goddammit, is there anyone who doesn’t suck? Everyone has a price, I guess.
The libertarians are (of course) asking the government to protect them, and are apparently now happy to let people know that the system once celebrated as a way to do anonymous transactions without governments getting into your business is actually not anonymous at all.
They found buyers? Shocked.
They’re more attractive on the secondhand market, because all you get is the coin - you don’t have to attend the dinner.
SEC SIM-swapper who Googled ‘signs that the FBI is after you’ put behind bars
An Alabama man who SIM-swapped his way into the SEC’s official X account, enabling a fake ETF announcement that briefly pumped Bitcoin, has been sentenced to 14 months in prison and three years of supervised release.
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It was somewhat encouraging to see Adam’s response to the strong criticism of his crypto shilling:
He made a full and sincere apology, thanked his fans for calling him out for being so stupid, decided not to take the money (freeing him from any contractual obligations) and went on to make a video explaining how dumb and sketchy this whole Orb company is. So, about the best we could hope for, I guess.
I saw that. I will remain skeptical, though, on whether he really is an ally. I still don’t understand what he was thinking.
Police searched the townhouse and recovered a saw, cocaine, chicken wire, body armor, night-vision goggles, ballistic helmets and firearms ammunition, according to prosecutors. They also allegedly found Polaroid photos of the kidnapped man with a gun held to his head and T-shirts printed with photos of the kidnapped man with a cocaine pipe in his mouth.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2025/05/25/bitcoin-torture-new-york-crypto/