In reality all these charges would arrive as separate bills spread out over nine months, accompanied by threatening letters.
AND interspersed with fake bills from “providers” who had nothing to do with your treatment, and also contradictory bills from those who did and are trying to trick you into paying more.
In my experience.
The second one…
Tear out the page and fold it in half as a bookmark.
I always preferred BaaB: Banana as a Bookmark
I’m true neutral in theory, but I’m chaotic good in practice. I’ve bought a lot of bookmarks and I keep them in a drawer so they stay nice.
Sometimes I find paper boarding passes from the 90s in my books. 
My go-to bookmark was always those Science Fiction Book Club inserts from paperback books. I still have one on my bedside table, in fact.
My copy of Joy of Cooking runs the gamut from lawful good to chaotic evil. Where do napkins and sticky notes fit in? 
I am wondering where in the alignment spectrum is “using the dust cover as bookmark”
Out of align? Off the charts?
At the limit of good (the limit of good)
The limit of evil (the limit of evil)
I’ll wait for you
At the limit between good and evil
