Earth vs The Flying Saucers

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“Remember, we couldn’t have seen them; we only imagined that we did.”

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UFOs, aliens, and things that go gzpxllztt in the night: this vintage UFO gallery is worth an encounter. (For the meaning of “gzpxllztt,” see the dictionary of all-consonant words.)

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The declassified doc on Mars.

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[…]
McMoneagle, who worked as a remote viewer for the CIA during its top-secret psychic experiments in the 1970s, recently shared his mind-bending experiences on the American Alchemy podcast. Tasked with visualizing distant objects and locations, McMoneagle described seeing giant pyramids, violent storms, and towering humanoid beings on Mars — all without ever leaving Earth.
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Aaaand cut. Thank you for your time, Mr McMoneagle, and good night.

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I don’t have any actual evidence of this, but I feel quite confident in my assertion that Joe’s claims have not sparked any debate in the scientific community. I might be willing to consider a vigorous discussion of “how can we improve the quality of education” may have resulted from these claims, however.

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I imagine any debate is mostly along the lines of “ugh, do we have to address this?”.

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Cool example of the famous “Crazy Guy at seminar”

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Sometimes the crazy guy at the seminar is the one at the lectern.

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Swiped from @j9c :
https://lasp.colorado.edu/

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The programme was presented as an edition of an Anglia series Science Report. The intended transmission date was 1 April, but it seems that Anglia was unable to obtain an ITV network slot

Alternative 3 - Wikipedia

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/(REPRINT FROM THE NEWSPAPER TERNOP IL VECHIRNIY: “CoSMIC REVENGE” FIRST PARAGRAPH PUBLISHED IN BOLDFACE) SECRET INTELLIGENCE ADMINISTRATION, LOT OF MATERIAL FROM THAT DEPARTMENT FOUND THEIR WAY ABROAD, IN PARTICULAR TO THE CIA, AS REPORTED BY TAE AUTHORITATIVE MAGAZINE CANADIAN WEEKLY WORLD NEWS, U.S. INTELLIGENCE OBTAINED A 250-PAGE FILE ON THE ATTACK BY A UFO ON MILITARY UNIT IN SIBERIA. DRAWINGS, BUT ALSO TESTIMONIES BY ACTUAL PARTICIPANTS IN THE EVENTS ONE OF THE CIA REPRESENTATIVES REFERRED TO TRIS CASE AS "A HORRIFIC *PICTURE OF REVENGE ON THE PART OF EXTRATERRESTRIAL CREATURES, A PICTURE THAT MAKES ONE’S BLOOD FREEZE. THE SHAPE OF SAUCER APPEARED ABOVE MILITARY UNIT THAT AS CONDUCTING ROUTINE TRAINING MANEUVERS. FOR UNKNOWN REASONS, SOMEBODY UNEXPECTEDLY LAUNCHED A SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE AND #IT THE *UFO. IT FELL TO EARTH N0T FAR AWAY, AND FIVE SHORT HUMANOIDS WITH “LARGE HEADS AND LARGE BLACK EYES” EMERGED FROM IT. ALIVE THAT, AF TER FREEING THEMSELVES FROM THE DEBRIS, THE ALIENS CAME CLOSE TOGETHER AND THEN “MERGED INTO A SINGLE OBJECT THAT ACOUIRED A SPHERICAL SHAPE.” THAT OBJECT BEGAN TO BUZZ, AND RISS SHARPILY, AND THEN BECAME BRILLIANT WHITE. IN A FEW SECONDS, THE SPHERES GREW MUCH BIGGER AND EXPLODED BY FLARING UP WITR AN EXTREMELY BRIGHT LIGHT. AT THAT VERY INSTANT, 23 SOLDIERS WHO HAD WATCHED THE PHENOMENON TURNED INTO… STONE POLES. ONLY TWO SOLDIERS WHO STOOD IN TRE SHADE AND WERE LESS EXPOSED TO TRE LUMINOUS EXPILOSION SURVIVED. THE KGB REPORT GOES ON TO SAY THAT THE REMAINS OF THE UFO AND THE “PETRIFIED SOLDIERS” WERE TRANSFERRED TO A SECRET SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH INSTITUTION NEAR MOSCOW. SPECIALISTS ASSUME THAT A SOURCE OF ENERGY THAT IS STILL UNKNOWN TO EARTHLINGS INSTANTLY CHANGED THE STRUCTURE OF THE SOLDIERS’ LIVING ORGANISMS, BAVING TRANSFORMED IT INTO A SUBSTANCE WHOSE MOLECULAR COMPOSITION IS NO DIFFERENT FROM THAT LIMESTONE
A CIA REPRESENTATIVE STATED: "IF THE KGB FILE CORRESPONDS To REALITY, THIS IS AN EXTREMELY MENACING CASE. THE ALIENS POSSESS SUCH WEAPONS AND TECHNOLOGY THAT GO BEYOND ALL OUR ASSUMPTIONS. THEY CAN STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES IF ATTACKED. (ENDALL) 23003.03 27 MAR (TEXT)) AFTER MIKRAIL GORBACHEV DISSOLVED, IN 1991, THE KGB TOP

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Wait, this “Weekly World News”?

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That’s a American tabloid not a Canadian magazine…

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Heh, I’ve only just got around to watch it. Nicely done.
Also, I can see this making the rounds amongst conspiracy theorists in the early 1980ies on VHS without the end credits as a “banned documentary that shows the truth”.

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