Elon Musk Destroys Everything

Just realized womanhood_deferred beat me to it in the more general techbro thread. Oops, sorry.

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Did not know if to put this hee or in the AI thread but we need a unicorn chase here :slight_smile:

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Some great examples

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Just to be clear, it’s more than understandable if Musk isn’t particularly good at playing video games, whether it’s Path of Exile 2 or Elden Ring.

Musk is a father to 11 children, the CEO of multiple companies and is soon expected to have a place in Trump’s White House. He clearly doesn’t have time to play these time-consuming games at the difficulty level he claims, nor should he.

Of course, he doesn’t really have time to beef with Twitch streamers either, and yet, here we are.

Destroyed in three paragraphs.

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Say goodbye to Tesla Cybertruck: Elon Musk announces decision after fall in sales
It is the end of an era with Tesla’s Cybertruck. The founder, Elon Musk, expressed the disappointing news about poor sales and a decline in production, and because of this, it is time to say goodbye to one of America’s most hailed vehicles that took over the headlines at some point. It is because of this decision that fans and customers are now worried about the future of Tesla.

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He needs to focus more on his video games

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I wonder if the “just let it burn” advice applies here? Sounds awful!

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applause 5

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I’m sure if the owner asks nicely, then the police will give it back.

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I’m also curious about the truck’s footprint in relation to how narrow a lot of European roads can be at time. Seems like it would be a menace on the road if there isn’t a lot of space

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Can’t be easy to crush those things. Seems like it’d be quite the big boom if you don’t take the batteries out first. That’s a lot more annoying than just draining the gas tank.

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It might look like a child’s toy on steroids, but this ‘car’ was found on the road in Greater Manchester.

Burn.

All in, the Cybertruck is a colossus, and one that fails to meet the UK’s strict rules on road safety.

I had no idea.

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Don’t deliver trucks navigate those?

Probably without as much assholery as a cybertruck driver.

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The funny thing here is that I think most people who know anything about Musk realize that he’s not functionally a father of 11 children or the CEO of multiple companies. He’s only technically, in the most minimal biological sense a parent, and he’s clearly not running those companies (even absent the stories about how they have teams to manage him and prevent him from being involved). Twitter allowed him to be very transparent about his life, and what he revealed is that he spends an inordinate amount of time fucking around on Twitter.

The fact that he’s clearly not been playing these games becomes, in a weird way, sort of damning in itself for his intended audience, (even without the weird fact that he obviously paid people to level up his characters as part of some pathetic ego thing). It raises the question of why isn’t he spending the required amount of time playing games? He’s clearly got nothing else to do. That he’s pretending he’s been spending all this time playing these games is weird because simultaneously we think he should be over-extended given his roles, but also because we damn well know he’s not meaningfully doing the work of any of them.

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(Jimbopedia says 12.)

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It notes one of the twelve is deceased. Also, Vivian Wilson publicly disowned him and he said that she had been “killed by the woke mind virus”, and so I don’t think deserves to be counted as having anything to do with him.

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