Elon Musk Destroys Everything

or he’s just a “crybully” :woman_shrugging:

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$1M good, ice cream bad.

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Even more fraudulent the more you look at it.

source

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Yep. No surprise there.

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IIRC, that was his playbook the last time he offered money for votes (in Pennsylvania, I think?). “Random” is apparently a meaningless word that he uses for seasoning.

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But those jobs would not be good jobs. No we don’t like jobs like that. No… better to have no jobs than those jobs. After all just 10 more years and ALL these manufacturing jobs will come back. But for that to happen we have to cut taxes! Oh, and end child labor laws.

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It legally can’t be random, because then it would be an illegal lottery. So yes, the entire scheme is a con.

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They need those 85,000 people for dealing with only Elon!

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He’s drunk with power, since he had an outsize effect on the U.S. election and current administration.

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C’mon penny stock level!!!

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Is it still a crime if voters think they could get a million dollars for their vote?

And it would probably still be overpriced.

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It’s a fucking sovereign country with an actually independent judiciary. Stay the fuck out of it!

Also, good luck with your influence campaign. The French famously love Americans and foreign meddling in their politics. Especially if it’s done monolingually in English

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It’s even more weird than that… the guy who was hit was an pro-Tesla counterprotester.

“Reports indicate the victim had been driving a truck with pro-Trump flags and had just parked and exited his vehicle when Talbot struck him with his car,” police said in a news release. “The victim drove himself to a local hospital, where he was treated and released [with] non-life-threatening injuries.”

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Wasn’t that supposed to be for people who signed up to be voters for the first time? Which, I’m willing to bet, the Chairman of a Republican political group probably isn’t.

Why fraud little when you can fraud BIG?

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https://archive.ph/MfFtD

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That’s sure to make those junkmobiles all the more in demand. :roll_eyes:

(I do know that’s not the point.)

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…Tesla Shield movement have vowed, on posts on X and Facebook, to continue their efforts to defend Musk and his company.

Are they buying Elno’s cars? Because if they aren’t, their “defense” is pretty meaningless.

(I owe @Millie_Fink a frosty beverage of choice)

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