Elon Musk Destroys Everything

I guess we’ll see who comes out on top when some barely competent agents of chaos meet experienced and deeply entrenched bureaucrats.

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Lots of Nazi-bashing in the comments. I love to see it.

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Boo fucking hoo

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I’m somewhat willing to gave a pass to those who bought Teslas before Elon made his complete heel turn during the first Trump administration (versus his previous tendencies toward being an outspoken annoying libertarian douchebag techbro).

That being said, there isn’t a single person that bought a Cybertruck that didn’t know what they were buying into. If you want to drive a swasticar, don’t be surprised if you get treated like a Nazi.

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I mean if nothing else I definitely think cybertruck owners should mess with the electrical system and booby trap their rigs as much as they can. No harm could ever come of that. They are definitely always very smart people who have natural engineering talent just like musk so it should be very simple and safe for them.

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I recently found out there is such a thing as an electric Hummer. So why does the CyberTruck even need to exist?

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They’re worried about hate crimes being committed against them. So, they figure that Nazi saluting people to demonstrate solidarity with Elon is worth the price of being hated even more because of their We-Love-Elon Nazi saluting. Great strategy. These people were NAZIs all along. They deserve to be hated. Question: How easy would it be to punch a Nazi in the face even through a Cybertruck window?

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Every generation “deserves” to experience at least one standout joke of a car. I’m thinking, Edsel, Pacer, PT Cruiser, and now the Cybertruck.

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Depends what method you use to get close enough. If it involves freshly-broken porcelain, pretty easy.

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I can imagine someone being so enamored with owning a Cybertruck that they’d go against their own politics and buy one anyway. Hate Wagner… but like his music kind of thing. But (in my opinion) the truck alone is stupid-bad-taste-on-wheels even sans Elon. Hm. I’m beginning to see a connection between Nazis and bad taste, something that goes beyond just Cybertrucks.

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There’s one in my area, and it’s as ugly and stupid as a gas hummer. But it’s still light years better than the swasticar.

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If there’s one “good” thing I could say about OG Nazis it’s that they had a certain level of style to their aesthetic. Today’s Nazis don’t even that going for them.

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“Little Boots” serves “Little Hands”.

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‘Heil Tesla’: Elon Musk’s salute projected onto carmaker’s factory in Germany - National | Globalnews.ca

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Found on Reddit

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Wow. Just wow

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Makes me think I should always keep spray paint in my car.

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