Elon Musk Destroys Everything

C’mon CIA.

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They’re not supposed to, um, work domestically.
Also, their special skill is installing fascist dictators, not removing them.

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I’d buy their use of that excuse when…

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A bit like getting a demolition expert to do your kitchen renovation.

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{I would actually welcome them into our so-called kitchen}

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juicetrump2

Cry harder, nazi bastard.

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I hope the adhesive is something that pits stainless.

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fingers-crossed-17

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Tesla is suuuch a tempting target for counter-tariffs - it’s a US company, and it’s owned by someone connected with the cursed administration. I can see a lot of countries targeting Tesla, and I wonder what Elno will do (because surely he must be expecting it? He can’t be that stupid?).

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ETA:
@Axolotl happy cake day and

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@j9c
I mean, I know Elno is an idiot, but “I think I’ll join the administration of a guy promising to put tariffs on everyone, that couldn’t possibly have any impact on my businesses” would be a spectacularly idiotic assumption, even for him. He’s been highly aware of how Twitter impacts his other businesses, and extremely willing to throw Twitter users under the bus to help himself, so it’s not even a new problem for him.

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I truly cannot imagine what Elno is thinking, ever, or why.
He [like :tangerine: :clown_face: ] sows chaos, loves chaos, wants chaos.

I wouldn’t put anything past either of 'em.
And Elno is hardly gonna let any principles or scruples get in his way either.

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But if Musk’s thinking is that tariffs will cripple his competitors while he should be able to get special exemptions from his Nazi partner, for once he might not be wrong. :frowning:

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https://www.thehandbasket.co/p/musk-friday-coup

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On the bright side, the faster things collapse here, the more likely people will avoid making the same mistakes elsewhere. Kekius Maximus, or whatever he’s calling himself, will have a harder time willing in Germany.

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The free market requires that you buy my product.

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