Elon Musk Destroys Everything

Just when you thought it couldn’t get more illegal

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Is that true? Elections are handled by the states, so is there even such a thing as Federal voter tabulation computers?

I’m sure that some states would probably allow Musk and his goons to access whatever they want, but hopefully not most of them.

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HIPAA has some teeth to it, but I suspect no one has the balls to enforce it on this jackass.

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The Exorcist Throw Up GIFs | Tenor

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HIPAA? Never heard of it.

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This is like the Borg plugging in to upgrade your spaceship.

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I guess we can look forward to more planes falling out of the sky soon. People love to shit on government systems for being so outdated and obsolete, but there’s often very good reasons for this – especially when these are systems responsible for life safety. This is an area where you definitely don’t want to “move fast and break things”.

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Mandatory Starlink transmitter. Put you flight plan on the blockchain and the AI will make sure that planes mostly don’t crash into each other.

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Has Duffy ever bothered to google “Twitter downtime since Musk took over”?

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Why does Elno hate USAID?

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That, and you know… apartheid.

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Is this real or faked for satire? I can’t tell anymore.
drinking

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Real

https://x.com/SecDuffy/status/1887209012867047525

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Well, fuck flying the next 4 years, at least…

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More than a little scared to have to fly later this month.

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“They are retiring and incinerating about 4 or 5 Starlinks every day.”

What we’re observing is a giant uncontrolled experiment in atmospheric chemistry. The demise of just one Gen1 Starlink satellite produces about 30 kilograms (66 pounds) of aluminum oxide, a compound that eats away at the ozone layer. A new study finds these oxides have increased 8-fold between 2016 and 2022, and the recent surge is increasing the pollution even more.

https://spaceweather.com/

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Let me guess, the rapid deterioration of the ozone layer is why the government will soon be spending vast amounts of money on Mars colonization fantasies?

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And now planes are hitting one another on the tarmac…

(Guessing this is coincidence, but come the fuck on…)

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