Elon Musk Destroys Everything

He’s definitely shortening the way, though. :-/

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Little X appeared to tell Trump “shush your mouth” in the Oval Office.

Likely just doing that thing again where he parrots what his dad says. In this case, what his dad says to Tramp.

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If only Mosk were merely boring.

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He’s the ersatz haderach.

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More like Alia.

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“I can’t work with these… people!”

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https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/doh-musky-clown-show-temporarily-disrupts-firings-at-tts

It seems that the new bosses got down to firing people before they learned how you fire people. Finally Thomas Shedd, the Musk associate who was appointed as the new head of TTS, sent a message this afternoon to the whole team that it turns out … well, they’re not quite fired yet. “We don’t yet have the go-ahead from HR,”

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And remember how he treats his “son” by the end. :frowning_with_open_mouth:

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Pictured: Patrick Laughlan waiting for money to be given back to Americans

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Nice people making art.

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Oh boy, these are the people in the treasury.

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oh, boy is right. Shitpissdamn, we are so fucked…

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One of the things that gives me hope is that all these federal systems operate on creaky ancient tech. When I worked on a DOJ project, our software ran on a Wang system. Even back in 1993, that thing was ridiculously old. There were not many programmers who could understand the code, which we called “spaghetti code.” Our COBOL programmers had job security for life, and I don’t think there was any plan for what would happen if one of those guys retired or died. For years, we wanted to upgrade the system to something that didn’t fit into an entire room (yes, the main system filled an entire room), but it was federally mandated that we have all the records going back 50 years, and we weren’t sure we could transfer all the old files into a new system.
I think they finally did have to upgrade to a more modern tech because Wang stopped making and supporting the systems.
So, good luck 19 year olds! Have fun cracking these Federal systems.

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