Elon Musk Destroys Everything

Right now we’re focused on Muskrat, the bull in the China shop, but I’m also thinking of the rest of Drumpf’s cabinet and political picks.

Reminds me of when Perry suddenly realized the dept of energy did more than prevent his petrochemical masters from polluting the planet.

Just magical libertarian thinking that somehow, everything just works on its own.

eta: it was Perry, not Abbot, who headed DoE. At least I got the state right, if not the correct governor. Thanks @Shuck

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I’m copying this from the first question from an episode of Have I Got News for You - US:

One of these sentences about Elon Musk is true, the other two are false. They are:

  1. Has “The X-Files” theme as his ringtone.
  2. Wanted to call the Cybertruck “SPLYNTYR”.
  3. Sister directed erotic trilogies.

I’ll give the correct answer when there’s 10 replies.

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Gonna go with 3 as true… Sure, why not?

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Yeah, agreed - 3!

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"Free speech is a societal imperative for a functioning democracy,” Musk wrote

He’s right, but what he says and what he does are polar opposites, and that could be why the gullible are gulled; they are easily confused by the simplest of shell games.

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See also; “can’t find their own assholes …”

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Trick question-- all 3 are true.

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I think some Nuremberg type trials wouldn’t be out of place if the US comes out the other side of this.

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I’m gonna go against the tide (2 other replies so far) and say #2, because he likes stupid names for things and people.

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Musk is a bit of a conspiracy theorist, so I’m going with #1.

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I think I did that…

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  1. Has a birthmark on his thigh which he has named Querida. He swears it speaks to him.
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I think I saw this in an episode of X-Files.

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If only my parents had named me “Techno Mechanicus”

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You’d be a superhero by now!

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I hadn’t seen this yesterday, Elon Musk saying two lawyers were “undermining civilization” which “seems like a generational trauma transfer issue.”

What a strange insult. Does he know their parents or something?

Ah, I see: they’re both Jewish.

It’s Musk being a Nazi. Again.

Link has reply of one of the lawyers.

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I’m also going with #3. Unless it’s all of the above like @Millie_Fink said… Changing my answer to all of the above! Final answer. Unless it’s #4 like @ChuckV said…

I’ve decided to be indecisive today.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice!

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