Elon Musk Destroys Everything

Still way to many of them where I live wrapped in all colors. I hate driving behind them. Decapitation all but guaranteed and the drivers often seem intoxicated tbh. Maybe just thinking they are invincible or something. Mercifully they break down all the time and are too expensive to fix so maybe they will dwindle. Especially if the economy gets harder.

The desperation is so gross. Like the only reason to have one is to show support for elons shitty coup and the banana Republic it enabled.

If that is you then please waste all your money on these ugly expensive and dangerous things and isolate yourself further from anyone who challenges these kinds of decisions in your life.

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(Paywalled, but just from the headline and the source, I can guess)

Ross Gerber, an early Tesla backer, says that his Tesla stocks have finally taken enough of a hit to outweigh all the damage to society at every level

Or: Rich man will accept any amount of fascism so long as it doesn’t hurt his investment. It would have been fine if Musk had been a successful fascist kleptocratic oligarch.

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E.U. Prepares Major Penalties Against Elon Musk’s X

European regulators are considering fining X more than $1 billion, after weighing the risks of further antagonizing Mr. Musk and President Trump.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/03/technology/eu-penalties-x-elon-musk.html?smtyp=cur&smid=bsky-nytimes

https://archive.ph/QXy4U

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Oh, then. We must resort to… gentle inveiglement. Draw them to us as one would cousins revealed and boon allies.

(Shit. I’ve watched way the fuck too many Masterpiece Theater shows.)

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This is something I thought a while ago, but keep forgetting to write down.

I will bet Elon gives himself a few fascist salutes in the bathroom mirror every morning to psych himself up. It’s become second nature to him.

During the inauguration speech he got so carried away by the emotions of the moment, or possibly by his drug of choice, that he just let a couple out without even thinking about it.

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I’d expect Elmo/Founder to abandon that as too trans. I guess he hasn’t read Catnip yet.

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“The tax by inflation is reduced.” Wow. That’s some of the bullshittiest bullshit I’ve ever heard.

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https://www.reddit.com/r/KnowledgeFight/s/DkkJGKc4uP

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Why does these people hate math?

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Facepalm GIFs | Tenor

Because “If we lose, they must have cheated! We cannot lose! Ever!” Assholes, all the way down.

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Person one has said that God uploded the future in to his head while he was eating fried chicken steak, person two has Nixon tattoo and person three is addicted to ketamine. BTW does Stone have rich parents too?

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Tesla needs a new CEO.

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Elon Musk’s ‘Unprecedented Brand Damage’ Means Tesla’s Sales Drop Could Get A Lot Worse

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