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This is especially funny in the context of Tesla’s early “no resale” clause in the buyer’s contract, going so far as to blacklist purchasers from being able to ever buy another Tesla vehicle if they violated it. (They dropped it because it was too much hassle, but I’m guessing Tesla is also regretting eliminating would-be buyers from the market, now, however few people it was…)
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Tesla Shares Plunge Below Lutnick’s ‘Never This Cheap’ Level
The shares plunged as much as 9.2% to $217.41 as of 9:41 a.m. in New York, amid a broader selloff in global equity markets. Lutnick said during a Fox News interview on March 19 — when Tesla closed at $235.86 — that viewers should buy the stock, saying “it’ll never be this cheap again.” Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk told Tesla employees the following day that they should hang on to their shares.
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I’m still expecting Tramp to announce a huuuge! federal purchase of Turdla vehicles. That would send the stock upward (though probably briefly, and probably not much).
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Tesla: BYOTP
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Interesting way to go about it, huh?
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I’d invest in tow trucks.
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If they all start bringing in bathroom wipes they can clog the pipes and have L&I close the building.
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Comedy is legal now! (not)
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