Elon Musk Destroys Everything

We used one of those during the pandemic. Not bad actually; just needed to changeout the plastic-cutting-length adapters as needed.

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He’s standing like a robot paused in mid-move and is now waiting for instructions.

His family units have gone nuclear.

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Just strap (or glue) a few rocket boosters on the Cybertruck, MST3K-style and call it a day.

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Maybe JATO?

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Around the time people were wondering whether the JATO Rocket Car story was true, or could conceivably be true, I stumbled upon this.

https://web.archive.org/web/20040904160028/http://www.cultdeadcow.com/cDc_files/cDc-363/index.html

It’s a great story. I assume it’s no more true than the original tale, but it’s a fun read.

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Sure but since it is Leon, it will be less thought out.

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That’s a win-win in my book, especially if rapid unscheduled disassembly provides fireworks on 4th of July.

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It’s about the same as what I would wear (minus a logo on the shirt), when the weather is warm. Speaking for myself: Push-ups help with the manboobs, & so does wearing an undershirt, yes even underneath a t-shirt (which is tucked in).

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There is hope that whoever called Tesla the Blackberry of electric cars will end up being right.

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There is a proven design.

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For exactly two seconds I was horrified at the thought that there was more than one of him.
Then I remembered the sarcasm tag, thank fuck.

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“… it flew through the air.”

Flew… my ass. Tumbling is not flying!

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I don’t know whether it’s because i’m looking out for them more now but i seem to be seeing them everywhere. Very disappointing.

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I just spent the last half hour reading this when I should have been doing work. What a great read.

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