Elon Musk Destroys Everything

It’s real.

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This might actually be fun to watch!

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Oh boy, are they.

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Given his drug habits, I think that’s a bit optimistic of him.

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He thinks he’s going to make it to 93?

I’ll take that bet!

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I have been waiting for this bromance to collapse since it started, and it is a viscerally thrilling experience to see it happening now. It fills me with a savage joy, thinking they might damage one another in a meaningful way. It’s like the moment where I realized the Alien and the Predator shared a universe and it became clear they’d do battle, except instead of perfectly evolved killing machines, the two principles are a spoiled kindergarten-level bully and an insecure internet tough guy. Wait…each of them are both of those things.

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I half wonder if that’s the whole point – a sham beef agreed upon for distraction’s sake. :thinking:

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Good point. Donnie is so wrassling adjacent and just completely wrapped up in being a conman that you can never rule out it all being a show.

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Either way a white supremacist billionaire is not going to save the Republic. This is hopefully dissention between enemy factions but it’s not a new friend.

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And yet he still manages to make it about Biden.

Motherfucker, who invited Elon into the White House and gave him carte blanche?

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I have my doubts.

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Wows.

Totally unsurprised by the claims.
Hopefully this winds weedonny up enough to make good on his threats.
Yeah, I know, chickenshit will probably bottle it.

But fingers crossed these two will just spend all their energy devouring each other.*

*ETA As opposed to the American people, to clarify.

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How’s that a surprise to anyone?

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So… Elno didn’t scoop up the Epstein files along with everyone’s data?

Also, I was hoping “the really big bomb” would be, Here’s how I rigged the 2024 election.

Dang Disgusted Kristen Bell Cringe GIF

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Yeah, Steve Bannon seems to have landed right-side up, in/near the White House, after the previous acrimonious parting…

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