Elon Musk Destroys Everything

Per Musk’s own claims he’s singularity responsible for getting a pedophile elected.

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And it seems He is OK with it.

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Maybe he realized that’s nothing we don’t already know. If it turned out Trump were raping underage boys instead of girls that might do something, but outing him as a criminal sleezebag is like outing Zeus as a womanizer.

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https://archive.is/xASwk

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So, not “…I went too far”, but “… they went too far”.

In spite of being naïve as far as politics, he picked up a rhetorical thing or two while destroying the Fed. Now he’s even more of a scumbag.

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Stephen Colbert suggests kiss-up cards Elno could send to :tangerine: :clown_face: :

:rofl:

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The bongo drums are a nice touch.

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Both.

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Move fast and run over kids! That’s the price of innovation.

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Well that is the history of automobiles right there.

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https://archive.ph/3rIeD

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Hey, it’s a kid, right? Mom and Dad can just pop out another one, right?

:rage:

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I guess the reason Musk is so concerned about birth rates is so we can afford to have a much higher mortality rate. It’s for the greater good, as defined by his trillion hypothetical space babies who need him to have all the money now. :unamused:

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Only question is this: When will he start funneling that money into Tesla.

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