Elon Musk Destroys Everything

[looks at clearance diagrams of commonplace light rail systems, laughs in engineer]

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Liberal Americans Cool On All EVs, Not Just Teslas, Due To Elon Musk’s Rightward Shift

As in “cooling off”, not as in “cool with”.
Just this one time, may I use the phrase “libtards”?

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You know even if that was plausible they would spend extra money to make sure you couldn’t reuse it for rail.

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Wtf?

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I wouldn’t use the tunnels, not with Elon’s Boring company building them. Their structural integrity would be rightly suspect.

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My CD copy of Escape from Noise didn’t come with a Car Bomb bumper sticker.

But as the song goes,

Oil grade, radiator, color-coded wire
Kleenex, cassette deck, Transamatic fluid
Headlight, seat belt, sunroof cover
And a bumper sticker that says
“No other possibility”

I did have a No Other Possibility bumper sticker from that album. However, it was on the side of my computer, not on my car.

The good news is Negativland reprinted all of the bumper stickers and you can buy them from the web site:

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Maybe the tunnels can become a home for CHUDs. That would be something atleast.

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Oh, Elon, will you never learn?!

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Huh, apparently Tesla wants to go out of business. Who knew?

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For those that have seen the show The Pantheon, which centers in part around a tech company and the cult-like devotees to its founder, that phrase rings some major alarm bells.

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Oh God. People actually want to be Dr. Krieger from Archer? The creepy guy who has an anime hologram for a girlfriend and probably lives out of his sketchy-ass van? The one who the other characters long believed to be a Hitler clone even though he didn’t look like Hitler? That’s sad but I guess not surprising at this point.
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I get it now he wants to create the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation.

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