Alternatively he’s a cowardly bully. He wouldn’t dare attack a country like China that might actually do something to his businesses. He goes after friendly democracies because he thinks they’re too weak to do anything about it. When Brazil actually held his companies to account, he relented and I’m not sure if he’s brought them up since.
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AJ’s biggest “talent” left over his defence of Elon… Oh and “alex jones network”…
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I think we should invite elon here for a well-deserved knighthood.
With a really really really really really really really sharp sword with a butter-covered hilt.
Chucky “Sossie-Fingers” 3 could actually end up the hero of the piece.
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Oh goody! The strongly worded letters from European centrists are pouring in now! That’ll show Elon!!! He’ll mend his ways any second now!!! /s
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For real, though, Elon Musk is the iceberg in this situation. 
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No, no one will help you, dude who bought a stupid ass car… What did he expect would happen…
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It looks better in black than brushed steel.
Here’s an idea to get rid of it — let some nut with fireworks rent it for the day.
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He’s gonna have to drive to wherever the next riot breaks out.
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Donate it to NPR and take the tax deduction! That $500 could be handy.
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Even being optimistic about Tesla (i cringe at the thought), i would say that the recommendation of never buying the first gen/version of a product is apt. But of course not buying any Tesla is better.
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At this point there really shouldn’t be subsequent versions. It was at best an experiment and it failed in every way, and a company interested in maximizing profits should be quick to pull the plug on it. But of course even that isn’t the point of capitalism any more; it’s purely to give the ultra-rich babies whatever they happen to want at the moment.
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(excerpt) According to multiple reports, including CleanTechnica, Tesla has been secretly swapping out the 4680 battery packs in Cybertrucks that have been in service for months without notifying the vehicle owners. The 4680 battery, a key feature of the Cybertruck, raises concerns about transparency and customer communication. Tesla probably did this to protect its brand image. If it had conducted an official recall, it would have been a hot topic in various media outlets, so it seems to have used a roundabout method to hide the battery defect.
Tesla Under Fire for Covert Cybertruck Battery Replacements Without Consumer Notification
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Maxwell Smart, not even Austin Powers.
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