AJās biggest ātalentā left over his defence of Elonā¦ Oh and āalex jones networkāā¦
I think we should invite elon here for a well-deserved knighthood.
With a really really really really really really really sharp sword with a butter-covered hilt.
Chucky āSossie-Fingersā 3 could actually end up the hero of the piece.
Oh goody! The strongly worded letters from European centrists are pouring in now! Thatāll show Elon!!! Heāll mend his ways any second now!!! /s
For real, though, Elon Musk is the iceberg in this situation. 
No, no one will help you, dude who bought a stupid ass carā¦ What did he expect would happenā¦
It looks better in black than brushed steel.
Hereās an idea to get rid of it ā let some nut with fireworks rent it for the day.
Heās gonna have to drive to wherever the next riot breaks out.
Donate it to NPR and take the tax deduction! That $500 could be handy.
Even being optimistic about Tesla (i cringe at the thought), i would say that the recommendation of never buying the first gen/version of a product is apt. But of course not buying any Tesla is better.
At this point there really shouldnāt be subsequent versions. It was at best an experiment and it failed in every way, and a company interested in maximizing profits should be quick to pull the plug on it. But of course even that isnāt the point of capitalism any more; itās purely to give the ultra-rich babies whatever they happen to want at the moment.
(excerpt) According to multiple reports, including CleanTechnica, Tesla has been secretly swapping out the 4680 battery packs in Cybertrucks that have been in service for months without notifying the vehicle owners. The 4680 battery, a key feature of the Cybertruck, raises concerns about transparency and customer communication. Tesla probably did this to protect its brand image. If it had conducted an official recall, it would have been a hot topic in various media outlets, so it seems to have used a roundabout method to hide the battery defect.
Tesla Under Fire for Covert Cybertruck Battery Replacements Without Consumer Notification
Maxwell Smart, not even Austin Powers.
