Elon’s reaction to Drum’s piece: ‘Ha, ha. Got you to expend effort fact-checking my sure-to-succeed lies.’
Fascist In Japan. Giving off AXIS power vibe.
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I find it interesting that the $56 Billion he’s trying to get out of Tesla is about 2X what he owes for his Twitter purchase.
It’s almost as if he isn’t a genius visionary and is looting Tesla to clean up his biggest mess so far…
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Reminds me of Tromp’s campaign promise that he’ll end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. I read somewhere that he’s now saying he’ll need at least 6 months. (Maybe he also won’t pardon ALL of the insurrectionists-- at least not on his first day in office. After all, a big part of him must think they’re all losers. I like insurrectionists who don’t get captured.)
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The consensus among eyewitnesses was that Streicher did not receive a quick death from spinal severing. As with at least several others, the bungled hanging was caused by the willful sabotage of the hangman, Master Sergeant John C. Woods.
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The third axle is a nice touch, given how much things weigh.
Good luck, Elno, getting intellectual property justice outta the people who gave us “Honba” (I saw those signs in a lot of cities when I was there)…
(check that badge on the front bumper!)
… “Sunbucks”…
… “Binbos”…
… etc.:
Yaeh, good luck with that.
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I can only assume that he desires to reproduce through parthenogenesis. I’m sure he’d consider any other sperm to be untermensch quality, not fit to grace his delicate replication sensors.
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i don’t think i’ll be the first to tell him to go fuck himself.
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Indeed, jokes about this manchild do often write themselves.
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Imagine being so selfish and lazy that you can have enough money to feed whole countries, protect entire ecosystems, investigate any mystery of the universe, and still have enough left over to pay your workers an actual living wage…and deciding your best possible legacy is to spawn as much as possible like you were an invasive zebra mussel. 
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And so stupid to think that becoming pregnant is the most effective way to do that.
Males can have as many kids a year that they want to. He can certainly afford surrogacy.
But maybe becoming a mother would improve him.
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