Elon Musk Destroys Everything

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Elonā€™s reaction to Drumā€™s piece: ā€˜Ha, ha. Got you to expend effort fact-checking my sure-to-succeed lies.ā€™

Fascist In Japan. Giving off AXIS power vibe.

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I find it interesting that the $56 Billion heā€™s trying to get out of Tesla is about 2X what he owes for his Twitter purchase.

Itā€™s almost as if he isnā€™t a genius visionary and is looting Tesla to clean up his biggest mess so farā€¦:thinking:

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Reminds me of Trompā€™s campaign promise that heā€™ll end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours. I read somewhere that heā€™s now saying heā€™ll need at least 6 months. (Maybe he also wonā€™t pardon ALL of the insurrectionists-- at least not on his first day in office. After all, a big part of him must think theyā€™re all losers. I like insurrectionists who donā€™t get captured.)

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The consensus among eyewitnesses was that Streicher did not receive a quick death from spinal severing. As with at least several others, the bungled hanging was caused by the willful sabotage of the hangman, Master Sergeant John C. Woods.

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The third axle is a nice touch, given how much things weigh.

Good luck, Elno, getting intellectual property justice outta the people who gave us ā€œHonbaā€ (I saw those signs in a lot of cities when I was there)ā€¦

(check that badge on the front bumper!)

ā€¦ ā€œSunbucksā€ā€¦

ā€¦ ā€œBinbosā€ā€¦

ā€¦ etc.:

Yaeh, good luck with that.

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Elon Musk Says He Longs to Get Pregnant So He Can Produce as Many Children as Possible

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I can only assume that he desires to reproduce through parthenogenesis. Iā€™m sure heā€™d consider any other sperm to be untermensch quality, not fit to grace his delicate replication sensors.

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i donā€™t think iā€™ll be the first to tell him to go fuck himself.

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Indeed, jokes about this manchild do often write themselves.

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Imagine being so selfish and lazy that you can have enough money to feed whole countries, protect entire ecosystems, investigate any mystery of the universe, and still have enough left over to pay your workers an actual living wageā€¦and deciding your best possible legacy is to spawn as much as possible like you were an invasive zebra mussel. :roll_eyes:

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