Enshittification

Okay. I just was talking with my husband and he said the Clippers’ Intuit Dome arena (and I’m sure there are other arenas) uses spectators’ smartphones for E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. Can’t use cash. Want a hotdog? Use the app, although it will allow you to tap your credit card. If your CC is tapless (some still are) you’re screwed. Don’t have a CC, you’re screwed. You have to use an app on a smartphone to get into the building. Don’t have a smartphone? Too bad. You also can use your face to “Zoom through with your phone in your pocket”, which is funny because women’s clothing is well-known for having large pockets to hold phones. Speaking of women, you can’t have a purse with a strap. Got to use a clutch:

We understand that a bag can help keep your essentials safe and sound. However, please note that only personal clutches, including clear bags, no larger than 5” x 9” x 1” will be permitted in the arena. We will make exceptions for medical and childcare needs up to 14” x 14” x 6”, but these bags must be screened by an onsite X-Ray machine.

Fucking hell. :rage:

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Wow… that sounds fucking awful. I know that Mercedes-Benz in downtown ATL is cashless, but not like this…

living-in-the-future

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Sounds like a great way to ensure i never go there

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This is one reason I’m still on Team Potato. It’s a useful shibboleth – if I’m locked out of your service because I don’t have a smartphone, then I guess I just won’t be using your service.

That said, I’m not sure how long that will be realistic. A while ago I had to get a new campus ID at one of the institutions I’m affiliated with. Campus has switched to digital wallets; when I asked for a printed card they said they don’t print them anymore. They wouldn’t print one out for me (or even acknowledge that they could!) until I pulled my flip phone out of my pocket and showed it to them.

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To be fair, women are badass and could use a purse strap as a garrote…

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PIRG’s ‘Electronic Waste Graveyard’ lists 100+ gadgets dumped after support vanished

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Wow… that’s fucking dystopian.

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So where’s the spying camera and microphone so I can’t cover it with electrical tape and air dry clay?

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Just mount one of these onto the camera.

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Unauthorized Bread

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And you are having unauthorised thoughts, citizen consumer.

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I’d been meaning to read this article for nearly a year and finally got around to it:

Whether it’s SaaS, superapps, blockchains, or whatever format comes next, the trajectory of recent Silicon Valley “innovation” remains the same: a hint of genuine productivity and a heavy dose of old-school land-grabbing and value extraction. Software in its many varieties impose a growing tax across modern life, whether for the lowly consumer aghast at a three-figure toaster subscription, or the Fortune 500 CEO, handed a list of dozens of six-figure software tools. The grift seems to be reaching a climax, and the bubble can’t pop soon enough.

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For long time I have been wondering why spell check “corrects” saas (dialect word for saapas meaning something like you’ll or let’s or something) as SaaS.

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It stands for “Suomi as a Service”.

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SaaS? Sazerac? We’ll, it isn’t 1 pm yet, but why not!

Absinthe, to rinse
1 sugar cube
1/2 teaspoon cold water
4 dashes Peychaud’s bitters
2 1/2 ounces Sazerac rye whiskey
Garnish: lemon peel
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The spell checker is giving you some sass :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

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Google goes cold on Europe: Stops making smart thermostats for continental conditions

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