We’ve left the era of corporations and billionaires making decisions based purely on self-motivated greed. Now they’ll make whatever decision is the most evil, regardless of whether it’s actually profitable.
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Sirloin, purloin. Purloin, sirloin. Get that thing on The Spit and off the Pendulum.
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Good thinking. There’s a lot at stake.
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I like how you usher in a pun.
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Will that sirloin ever be done? I’m ravenous.
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This is still going on?
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The object under discussion must have been carved from an unusual source.
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By asking, it will go on even longer; call it the Streisand Effect for Puns. And a 1 and a 2…
Would you like me to stop? Okay. Just Picture me going out the Dorian.
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Never. More please.
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Instead of a Coke, please enjoy this:
One bottle is never enough. A cask, however…
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That would have been casking for too much, The only amontillado cask images I managed to locate had a skull head on the cask. Not a good message there.
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Hm.
(Update: I’ve just tried it. Wonderful pairing.)
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For the love of God!
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Now, now. Don’t bury me prematurely.
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It’s a rare site that allows for pun cascades like this, even if threaded responses are a perfect medium for one.
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BuzzOffFeed.
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Good thing I never accessed it in the first place
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