THIS.
Columbus was using alternative facts.
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A reporter covered United Healthcare. TMZ thought he might be a killer.
Sean Morrow of More Perfect Union received an unexpected call amid a manhunt after the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson
https://www.washingtonpost.com/style/media/2024/12/11/tmz-sean-morrow-united-healthcare/
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He didn’t even run into “America”. He ran into islands in the Caribbean that happen to be considered part of the North American continent despite the fact that many Caribbean islands are actually closer to South America.
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In the year of our Lord Nine Ninety-Two, the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu set sail in their long boats on a voyage to rediscover the lost continent. After many months on perilous, stormy seas, their search was fruitless. Just when all seemed lost, they discovered AMERICA! The music you are about to experience is the celebration of the one thousandth anniversary of their founding of this great nation.
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That’s too bad. 
Trump wanted to invite him to the Army-Navy Game.
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Popeye and Tintin enter the public domain in 2025 along with novels from Faulkner and Hemingway
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Oh boy… more shitty horror movies in the poohniverse…
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So Popeye won’t be starring in The Sound and the Fury?
I’d a wasted me time and troubles, ‘fore I learned the best way to handle folks, black or white, is to see ‘em fer who they be thinkin’ they are, then sail away leave ‘em be!
‘Cause no battle be ever won, he be sayin’. They ain’t even fought, sailor! The field be showin’ a man his own folly an’ despair, while victory be naught but an illusion fer philosophers an’ fools, ayep!
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I yam what I-- wait, who’s talking to reader at this point?
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I have not watched this yet, and am not yet entirely sure which thread it should end up in, but am putting it here for now, since it addresses recent events in the news at the very least…
[video taken down for some weird ass reason]
It’s like… 2 hours, so it’ll be until tomorrow until I can get to the whole thing, I think… I’m sure it’ll be worth the time, though.
[ETA] Well, looks like he’s pulled it down for some reason… He probably got a take down notice on it… I will repost if he reposts it…
It’s back up for now…
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You can finally publish your Popeye/Old Man and the Sea romance.
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That’s… actually a pretty great idea… someone get in touch with Randy Milholland!
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