my “toilet humor” gift was a tRump toilet brush, where his hair is the brush.
my toilet - as a single man - has never been cleaner! i take great pride and pleasure giving him a good swirlie!
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Heh yep, that was the following year’s gift. 
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That door doesn’t look… safe. Especially the left hand side.
Said as someone who broke a leg missing a step.
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Agreed!
And the throw rug…just in case your leg makes it to the landing, the house has a second line of defense against your intrusion!
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I’m so sorry to hear that. I hope you’ve fully recovered.
(Does this mean I shouldn’t joke about how that house’s occupants should call the one on the left The Adventure Door?)
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Plus the door on the right, when opened, is going to make that tiny landing even more narrow.
Glass is beautiful though
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I’d be tempted to leave the left hand door unlocked at night, as a thief trap.
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Fully recovered, thank you!
I’m all for dark humor. Definitely the adventure door!
And also a visceral demonstration of why regulations are so important. I find it hard to believe that a building inspector would approve that portal of pain, even one on the take. It’s just too blatantly dangerous.
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At least there’s that convenient metal handle you can grab on the way down, attached to the decorative pitcher that is no doubt securely fixed to the wall.
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Gotcha!
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Wow, that’s some real Winchester Mystery House energy. Are those also second storey doors that open out into thin air?
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Wish I knew. It just popped up randomly. I initially liked the glass design, then thought, “Eep!”
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Whirlpool has a cool outlet site:
A few years ago when I was updating my kitchen, I got a great stove through that site.
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I was thinking…
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That room’s gonna have an amazing party!
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I mean, collapsing one’s cross when getting into the limo is one thing, but limboing under the door lintel before addressing an audience?
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