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So NOT into rap or Eminem, yet it still shouldn’t really surprise me that we share a spot on a Venn diagram!
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I do quite like a wide selection of hip-hop, but Eminem is not really on my radar. I just happened to catch his instructive take on the “nothing rhymes with orange” trope. 
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Another trope: No such thing as “Q” palindromes. Here’s one I did when someone challenged me at work long ago:
Qadaffi. No son I? Fadda Q!
The phonetic spelling there works especially well if one grew up in a Brooklyn neighborhood and remain open to the implied father/son melodrama.
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Sounds like you have strong, ahem, Qi IQ.
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I love the letter “Q”; pleasantly round, and with a cute little tail.
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They always seem to be pulling a trash can of some sort . . .
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Just no. These attempts to rhyme “orange” are strained at best, tortured mostly. It’s not a trope, it’s just a fact. “Hinge” doesn’t work either. It’s ok. Not every word has to have a rhyme.
Anyway:
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Oar Hinge?
Ok, the proper term is probably oar lock, but… 
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Well put. “Orange, shmorange”.I always say.
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There are two hard problems in computer science:
Naming things, cache invalidation, and off-by-one errors.
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Nobody expects a divide by zero exception.
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The horse jumped the fence but onto the wrong property.
He made a fence-post error.
(I just made that up. So sue me.)
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“Let’s use multithreading!”
three Now have. problems we we we we we
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In the category of “jokes that need the Oxford comma to work”. 
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Perhaps the German friend thought the question was about a music group or artist, such as +44, or M+M, or 3.
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O, ridge?
(Topographical features should be lauded.)
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If rhyming things with orange
Gives you a hard time
You simply need a more ing-
enious way to rhyme.
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