Fabulous.
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Didn’t Noel Coward say that?
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“I am God?” or “Fabulous?” Either way I have no idea. 
Noel Coward = Christmas phobia.
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Right after I hit the reply button, I thought, “Oh wait, they might want to know which phrase I was referencing.”, but I didn’t feel like going back and editing my comment. Then I realized: It could be both, so yeah, why not?
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I’d just like to see their reactions to something like “Hmm… I’m pretty busy, but I do try to be helpful to those in need. The gods and demons that I usually advise are a bit different, but bring your god on over and I’ll see if I can help him out. Even a god like that deserves to be treated with some respect. It’s just the humane thing to do for the poor guy.”
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“God is already here; He is everywhere.”
“Okay, the first thing we have to cover in this kind of therapeutic relationship is boundaries.”
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I can’t tell if the replies are real
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The list of rich people who publicly come across as completely batshit is distressingly long these days.
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I missed out. Appears to be blocked or deleted now. Not entirely unexpected. That guy’s wacky and has made some enemies.
Oh McAfee has been batshit wacky for a long time, it’s part of his charm. Check out his video about How to Uninstall McAfee Antivirus - it might be one of the best things on the internet!
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Ugh. Had some woman tried to pitch me on “the nutrition.” Some magic protein shake. Because she saw I’m a yoga teacher so naturally would be no idea of how to make money and would need some scammy scheme to get by. Ugh.
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“The nutrition?” Oh, that sounds good.
Speaking of scammy schemes (nice alliteration there!), we just got a junk call that the Caller ID said “SPAM? RNC.” Yeah, like I’d really want to talk to them, whether it was real or not.
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“SPAM?”
do you subscribe to a call blocking service?
I lost my cool and the spammer said “you will now get five calls a day, every day.” That day, I activated one of those blocking services (nomorobo), and the calls have pretty much stopped.
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This got through NoMoRoBo. We get the single ring indicating that the service has blocked a call, but many get through anyway. 
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Just in case there’s anyone who hasn’t already seen this…
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That is so disturbing. Anyone who tries to penetrate an animal of any sort is … I cannot comprehend the ego you must be lost in to impose that on a creature who cannot understand what is happening, has no capacity to consent.
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Going by what I’ve heard about dolphins in similar situations, cetaceans understand just fine – but they’re not gonna consent. It’s a good way to get seriously injured or killed, and yeah, doesn’t do much for cetacean/human diplomatic relations.
If someone goes to all that bother to try to rape a creature bigger, stronger, and nearly as smart as them, it’s not a far leap to guess what they do to humans.
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Sure it’s not a joke?
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Meybe? He’s so bonkers who can tell.
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