No Iftar for Trump

[garymon]

It can’t; it’s just not fucking sustainable, not at the rate 45 & Crew are going. They are terrible at EVERYTHING and can barely cobble together even the most flimsy facade of having any of their shit together.

Sad my prediction of 6 months was not correct.

[Melizmatic]

Technically, it hasn’t been a whole 6 months yet; you’ve still got a wee bit of time.

That said, I just know that this shitshow cannot go on for an entire four years.

[garymon]

Technically, it hasn’t been a whole 6 months yet; you’ve still got a wee bit of time.

That said, I just know that this shitshow cannot go on for an entire for years.

Ah true! Agreed. Not sustainable.

[anon70983703]

He probably cancelled it when he discovered that he couldn’t get a taco bowl filled with bacon.

[Lucy_Gothro]

This is bad…well…but…let’s make him watch “Ishtar”…uh, maybe?
Because it’s SOOOO DREADFUL A MOVIE.

(runs from room on the wings of falcons)

[smulder]

they have simply not done the entertaining that a president is expected to do

And isn’t this “hospitality industry” stuff the part of the job he’s supposed to be good at?

[RAvery]

And isn’t this “hospitality industry” stuff the part of the job he’s supposed to be good at?

Maybe it’s easier to squeeze favours out of people down at Merde-a-Lago.

And I hear they have the best chocolate cake there. Oh, it’s yuge!

[ChickieD]

??? right? Guess as long as you book your wedding at Mar-A-Lago you can get the State Dinner treatment.

[Wanderfound]

That said, I just know that this shitshow cannot go on for an entire four years.

It ain’t gonna stop unless y’all make it stop.

Team Trump appears odds-on to win the intra-GOP civil war, and the shitshow continues whichever faction wins.

[LearnedCoward]

I never wanted it to start.

[RAvery]

It ain’t gonna stop unless y’all make it stop.

Your average American has as good a chance of stopping Trump as your average Syrian has of stopping Isis.

[Wanderfound]

It ain’t gonna stop unless y’all make it stop.

Your average American has a good a chance at stopping Trump as your average Syrian has of stopping Isis.

And yet thousands of Syrians are trying.

If non-fascist America acts collectively, you’ve got the Trumpeters outnumbered three to one. If the US doesn’t sort its own shit out, eventually a lot of young people from the PLA and Armée de terre are going to get killed doing it for you.

[Melizmatic]

It ain’t gonna stop unless y’all make it stop.

Thank you, Captain fuckin’ Obvious.

No offense Wander, but your perpetual gloom and doom, “y’all are completely fucked!” predictions all day everyday ARE NOT HELPING.

Not even if you are correct.

Seriously, though.

[anon70983703]

Y’all gotta move to Canada. Our leader looks good in his undies.

[ficuswhisperer]

The new Chief Usher (a former usher at a Trump hotel, not surprisingly) only started their job last Friday

Let me guess, it’s a lily white dude?

[nungesser]

Let me guess, it’s a lily white dude?

Why on earth would you assume… oh, yeah, it totally is.

[LearnedCoward]

Hmm. I was thinking it was this guy:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fa/Usher_Cannes_2016_retusche.jpg

[ficuswhisperer]

Funny how the extremely well qualified and experienced woman that held the previous position that he sacked wasn’t either of these things, isn’t it?

I was reading that the firing of the chief usher is largely unprecedented.

I guess he’s just draining the swamp. /s