I wish we lived in a world that encouraged women to attend to their bodies’ pain signals instead of powering through like endurance champs. It would be grand if women (and men) were taught to consider a woman’s pain abnormal; better still if we understood a woman’s discomfort to be reason enough to cut a man’s pleasure short.
But those aren’t actually the lessons society teaches — no, not even to “entitled” millennials.
I can’t quite figure out how in the hell I grew up believing I did live in that world. I’ve talked before about how my upbringing in the 70s and early 80s seemed to be informed by a growing cultural consensus that women were just as important and competent and deserving as men. Now, in hindsight I understand that that was far from an actual consensus, and in fact there was a lot of pushback against “uppity women forgetting their station,” but my point is that the cultural messages that landed with me, the ones that stuck and made sense and formed my own sensibilities, were the ones that went contrary to the hideously unhealthy cultural pressures described in the article. And it wasn’t like I enjoyed any specifically progressive upbringing! At least, no more progressive than just being raised in Southern California in a family of Democrats with a working mother who had, before she met my dad and had three more children, had been a working single mother of four in the early 1960s. I learned to read from Sesame Street. Somebody played Free to be You and Me at some point. We rarely went to church, and not at all after 1982 or so.
And yet, even with this utterly half-assed, public-schooled, too-busy-to-put-in-that-much-effort upbringing, I still grew up believing that other people’s feelings and desires and misgivings and emotions were at least as important as my own. It wasn’t hard to grasp, as it wasn’t a particularly esoteric concept. It was a Rule widely described as Golden centuries before I was born, but applied to everyone. And remember: my mom was a lot of things, but “progressive activist” was not one of them. She was raising kids all her adult life, starting at the age of 19 until her dying day. And she was raised by her own grandparents, who were actual honest-to-God Victorians born in the 1880s, stern and rock-ribbed St Louis Methodists who probably disapproved of color photography as being “too racy.”
And yet somehow I’ve never felt socially threatened by female students outperforming me in class or in sports. I’ve never had a problem working underneath female bosses. I’ve never felt a woman owed me anything just because I was a man and she was a woman. In sexual situations, I make it a point to be attentive and tender and caring, for two reasons. The primary reason is because it’s the right thing to do, of course! But there’s also a selfish reason: I am most turned on by people who are turned on by me. I don’t actually want to have sex with someone who isn’t enjoying it. Could it be that that is a strange and unusual fetish? Is it an uncommon peccadillo to cease sexual activity at the first sign of discomfort, and ask about it, perhaps to find out if there might be a different, more mutually pleasing way forward? Or even to ask if she mightn’t prefer to stop for now, if she’s not in the mood?
Nobody had to teach me that attitude, as such. It just seemed self-evidently the right way to do things. I certainly didn’t learn it in my college Human Sexuality class, nor in ninth grade Health, nor in sixth grade Sex Ed. My parents didn’t specifically sit me down and come right out and tell me that my sexual partner’s safety and comfort and satisfaction and happiness were as essential to the overall experience as my own, not because they didn’t believe it, nor because they were prudes of a bygone era, but rather because doing so would have been as redundant-seeming to themselves and their son as it would have been to remind him not to shit in other people’s beds. I guess, by their reasoning, if their kid learned enough basic civility to let other people speak (rather than interrupting everyone whenever a thought struck him), to pass the peas without complaint when asked, to take his place in the queue rather than just muscling up to the front, to treat his sisters and brothers (whether older or younger) with respect and fairness, and to be reasonably interested in the opinions of others, then he’d probably end up being a decent sort in bed.
Well, apparently this very basic minimum level of decency turns out to be laughably rare. I did learn the lessons quoted above, but from whom did I learn them, if society has failed so utterly to teach them to other men? If I, I, y’know… Donald, who still laughs at every single fart joke no matter how lame and juvenile, who is so unsophisticated as to think Mountain DEW-S.A. (the version that mixes three flavors of Mtn Dew into one red-white-and-blue can) is pretty fucking brilliant, who never graduated from college, who has read practically zero scholarly books or articles regarding feminism and sexuality that didn’t appear in his sister’s issue of Cosmo on the toilet tank, who has taken a completely aimless, meandering, privileged, uninformed, undereducated, devil-may-care path of least resistance through life to arrive at his current sociopolitical state of mind… if even a clueless dipshit like me can grasp this concept and do his level best to live it, then oh my fucking God, how hard could it even be?!
Women are constantly and specifically trained out of noticing or responding to their bodily discomfort, particularly if they want to be sexually “viable.” Have you looked at how women are “supposed” to present themselves as sexually attractive? High heels? Trainers? Spanx? These are things designed to wrench bodies. Men can be appealing in comfy clothes. They walk in shoes that don’t shorten their Achilles tendons. They don’t need to get the hair ripped off their genitals or take needles to the face to be perceived as “conventionally” attractive. They can — just as women can — opt out of all this, but the baseline expectations are simply different, and it’s ludicrous to pretend they aren’t.
I learned this lesson decades ago, when I first tried wobbling down the hall in a pair of heels that even my mom had given up wearing long before her fifth child was born. When I asked how anyone could stand wearing them, I was told that women simply got used to them, the unspoken subtext being because they had to. Years later, I asked why anyone actually felt they had to dress uncomfortably to be seen in public, since God knew I certainly didn’t feel that pressure on most days, and complained quite loudly whenever I had to wear dress socks and shoes, or a necktie, or had to comb out the chronic tangles in my hair. I tried to boysplain that nobody actually had to wear such uncomfortable things if they didn’t want to, this naivete informed by that same upbringing that told me that girls and women should be able to do whatever they wanted, at least to the same degree that boys and men could.
Well, here we are. I’ve been a somewhat active participant in the Tyranny of Fashion discussion for over thirty years, and it seems to have progressed not at all toward a more level playing field. The patriarchy, I know, and apparently it’s reinforced by both men and women who buy into it, even unconsciously. I remember the knowing nods shared among women I know when Amy Schumer did her “Girl You Don’t Need Makeup” video.
And it frustrates the hell out of me, because if people really weren’t that dishonest and un-self-aware as the boy band in that video, then Ms Schumer wouldn’t have bothered to make that joke. I’ve never liked makeup (outside of special effects), and I’ve always devoutly hoped that nobody’s bothering to wear it for me.
I’ve strayed from my original point, which is nothing new, but I really do wonder why so very many men cling to such outdated and fundamentally wrongheaded ideas about the purpose of women, and why so little progress has been made in that area in the last few decades, when somebody like me was successfully raised to reject such notions without even consciously trying. I’m no genius, nor am I any saint. But Christ, I read articles in, of all places, Penthouse magazine over 30 years ago that tried to explain the importance and singular wonder and beauty of female sexual pleasure and how to cultivate it through attentiveness and listening.
What the everloving fuck is wrong with men today?