Our Felonious Ex-President

Not Trump, but Manafort, so close enough.

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I know I really shouldn’t retweet this account, but…

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Thank you for the clarification!

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When the Daily Caller thinks you’ve gone too far…

Be very, very afraid.

ETA:

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That is so twisted it…

Fuuuuuuuuucckk.

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Or as the professional ¹ puts it:

¹ See: Crime World for explanation.

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Wait a minute, suits are dry-cleaned.

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https://twitter.com/AviAhvee/status/1025128983011254272

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Are they, in Trump world?

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Last time I went to a dry cleaner’s was to get a leather jacket cleaned that had been soaked in beer by a clumsy waiter.

ETA: and it was cow leather, not ostrich.

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We all knew this, but it’s nice to see proof.

Here’s the letter sent to Pence-On-Fire and the head of the Dump Commission For Lying About Voter Fraud.

http://paceidocs.sosonline.org/PDF/Dunlap%20PACEI%20Docs%20Findings%20letter%20-%20FINAL.080318.pdf

ETA:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2018/08/03/the-most-bizarre-thing-ive-ever-been-a-part-of-trump-panel-found-no-voter-fraud-ex-member-says/?utm_term=.94e16994124d

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Okay wait. The news coverage of this has confused me exceedingly.

Trump claimed there was widespread voter fraud even though he won anyhow? Is this because he lost the popular vote?

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Bingo.

In Trump’s mind he won the popular vote too, if it wasn’t for illegal imigrants and the deep state.

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