Our Felonious Ex-President

ETA: in case it’s not obvious, Time have not confirmed this story. A former editor has denied it.

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It is worth remembering that Hitler, Stalin and the Ayatollah Khomeini have also been Time person of the year. Runners up include Kim Jong-il, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Bashar Assad.

It hasn’t occurred to Trump that he could be person of the year for being a shit person.

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Trump was person of the year in 2016.

They are not ever going to pick the same person two years in a row. That’s not how to sell magazines. He’s not grounded in reality and that’s weak, pathetic lie.

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This is absolutely hilarious:

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Don’t you dare mention Mingus in the same sentence as the Cheetos Turkey currently occupying the White House!

https://youtu.be/DXuZBywW4gA

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It is hilarious, but I have to say that my favorite was the one that stood out from the crowd:

Idris Elba called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be his new side piece, but I would have to agree to an interview and i said no meme is worth ruining my shot so I jumped on that.

I feel you, stranger on the internet!

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I kind of like Jann Arden’s response as well.

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Murdoch is enabled by the banking system that kept lending him money to extend his empire. And the banking system is enabled by the failure of politicians to regulate. Lots of arseholes but they are all part of one backside.

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With all those arseholes punctured into the backside, it’s not surprising that the body politic has galloping peritonitis.

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More revealingly, it uses the triple parentheses.

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Note, this not The Onion. This is real.

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In front of a portrait of Andrew Jackson, natch.

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Though I’m generally a small-r republican, I am utterly delighted that Trump has been reduced to ignoring the engagement of Citizen Windsor and Ms. Markle, and that the Obamas have been publicly supportive.
I wonder if he will get an invite to the wedding? It would be rather good if the British public got an opportunity to express their public opinion of the Obamas versus the Trumps. Sadly I suspect there will be a fudge.

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Why sad? I’m rather fond of fudge. Don’t often see it at weddings, though.

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It’s a Britishism, meaning a way will be found round the problem that will protect the extremely delicate sensibilities of Donald of Orange.

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That dry, subtle British humor/humour will win the day, and somehow it will be made very clear to those who can read the signs (finger to nose) that one President is very much more respected than the other.

Or so I hope.

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Maybe Mike Pence will pack some

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Highly recommend you listen to this:

http://www.wnyc.org/story/trumps-taxes

One thing implied is that Trump indeed does believe in eugenics, and that he and his offspring are truly better than you are.

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