Possibly untrue science news

And it ends up looking like the French flag? Socialist fake news!
I would like to remind you that I represent the people of Pittsburg, not Paris.

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Apparent evidence for Hawking points in the CMB Sky

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It seems to us that anomalous points provide an important new input to cosmology, irrespective of the validity of CCC. It is hard to see, however, that they find a natural explanation in the currently conventional inflationary picture."

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I have now learned enough about conformal cyclic cosmology to state that I would probably need years of schooling in theoretical astrophysics to understand it beyond an ELI5 level. I think Iā€™m going to leave it there.

I do know enough to say that the Daily Mailā€™s headline is unmitigated clickbait, butā€¦ waitā€¦ I am receiving breaking news from our weather desk that water is wet and the sky is blue. More on all of these shocking developments on the hour.

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. . . therefore God exists./s

Count me skeptical. Intuitively speaking, Iā€™ve never felt that a cyclic universe makes sense, just from an entropy point of view. And what with the expansion of the universe seeming to be accelerating, it makes even less sense to me that it could ever stop and then contract again.

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From the little I understand, itā€™s not that anything contracts, itā€™s just that the proposed heat-death of the universe is indistinguishable from the low-entropy state that existed before the big-bang, just on a different scale. So, the universe doesnā€™t contract and re-big-bang; it keeps expanding until it bigger-bangs, and then starts over with everything re-scaled (which is the ā€œconformalā€ part, ā€œconformalā€ geometry being a form of geometry that preserves directions and angles but not distances).

Iā€™m pretty sure that all of that is wrong just due to me not really understanding most of it, but I hope Iā€™ve at least properly conveyed the part of it being distinct from the ā€œBig Crunch,ā€ despite both being cyclic models.

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Thanks for the explanation & definition of CCC.

Iā€™ve recently thought that once the expanding universe gets so diffuse, any one spot eventually mimics the state of Nothing ā€“ no matter, energy, space or time ā€“ i.e., non-existence, that existed ā€œbeforeā€ the big bang. Logically it seems to me non-existence canā€™t exist, so something has to start existing (whatever ā€œstartā€ means in this context). Without prior existence, the scale is indeterminate, so the enormous (relative to ourselves) universe we see can just appear from that Nothing.

Oh, well, idle speculation.

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Itā€™s as they say: nature abhors a vacuum.

For that matter, so do I: theyā€™re noisy, smelly things that kick dust up everywhere.

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I thought itā€™s a basic assumption of ā€œscienceā€ that the rules are supposed to be the same everywhere. Weā€™re supposed to assume that the triple point of water and the planck length and the speed of light are the same on your street as on my street and in the past, present, and future.

So it kinda seems to me that any story that includes a bit like ā€œAnd at this moment the laws of nature changedā€ is not a scientific hypothesis. When cosmologists talk about ā€œinflationā€ theyā€™re admitting they donā€™t have a story that works for when the (observable) universe was less than a millimeter across.

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The Big Rip, though, is where the tidal forces of the accelerating universe affect everything everywhere, forcing a universal event horizon. It doesnā€™t seem very nonexistent to me, just a violent dissassembly of space and time. A geometry that works with that might look like a big bang.

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Cats. Cats abhor a vacuum. They know something we donā€™t know.

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When I was a kid we had a cat who loved being vacuumed with the round brush. Youā€™d turn the machine on and heā€™d come running. It was amazing to see.

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That I would like to see!

Today I discovered that one of my cats is no longer terrified of the swiffer. Because my daughter uses it to knock bugs down from high places so that the cat can chase them. Now when she (the cat, not my daughter) sees the swiffer, she thinks itā€™s playtime and runs around looking for bugs to hunt.

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I think this came from here originally, but itā€™s worth another view:

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As I recall, Claude liked his back vacuumed. Heā€™d kind of spread out on his tummy, like a ball of Silly Putty left on the table overnight.

That was a while back. Claude was a pretty cool Siamese, with an amazing vocabulary.

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Do you have to eat it? Or just spread it on your body?

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