Are we mere appendages to our buttholes?
Some more than othersâŚ
Some have buttholes at both ends.
There are lots of versions of this meme and for some reason they nearly all illustrate it with sperm, rather than the actually relevant embryo?
Undoubtedly, the male is where the asshole genes come from. Q.E.D.
In actual fact, they only think it makes them sexier. It really just makes them act like assholes. But I wonât tell them if you donât!
(Apply to previous story as well)
Worlds smallest beer gogglesâŚ
Hipster bacteria, metabolising oxygen before it was cool:
Does it mean winter is coming?
Something⌠Jurassic Park⌠Something Something.
Weâll have packs of dire wolves to take care of the feral hogs. Then bring back the Sabre tooths to handle the dire wolves.
The thylacine might still have a habitat to return to.
Can we at least get something less murder-y like the dodo?
They are good eating.
The wolves fed mostly on one extinct species according to the article. Seems like a poor choice to reintroduce.
Maybe they thought the leopards shouldnât have a monopoly on faces?
Yeah; where are they going to live? In a zoo? They canât really be released anywhere.