Possibly untrue science news

Are we mere appendages to our buttholes?

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Some more than others…

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Some have buttholes at both ends.

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There are lots of versions of this meme and for some reason they nearly all illustrate it with sperm, rather than the actually relevant embryo? :confused:

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Undoubtedly, the male is where the asshole genes come from. Q.E.D.

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In actual fact, they only think it makes them sexier. It really just makes them act like assholes. But I won’t tell them if you don’t!
(Apply to previous story as well)

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Worlds smallest beer goggles…

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‘Something’s Really Happening Here’: Mining Is Contaminating Snow in the Northern Rockies

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Hipster bacteria, metabolising oxygen before it was cool:

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Does it mean winter is coming?

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Something… Jurassic Park… Something Something.

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We’ll have packs of dire wolves to take care of the feral hogs. Then bring back the Sabre tooths to handle the dire wolves.

The thylacine might still have a habitat to return to.

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Can we at least get something less murder-y like the dodo?

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They are good eating.

The wolves fed mostly on one extinct species according to the article. Seems like a poor choice to reintroduce.

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Maybe they thought the leopards shouldn’t have a monopoly on faces?

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Yeah; where are they going to live? In a zoo? They can’t really be released anywhere.

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