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“ Hello! Do you have a minute to talk about Dracula?"
“No- wait, Dracula?”
“Yes!”
“You’re vampires?”
“Yes. We have pamphlets.”
“Vampires have missionaries?”
“Where else would new vampires come from?”
“I assumed you bit people.”
“There are many hurtful stereotypes. May we come in?”
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Sort of reminds me of this old one, though a little in reverse:
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Land shark!
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I laughed a little too long and hard at that one!
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Wait… does that mean π = 2π?
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I was gonna be straight,
But then I got high… 
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Maybe the store exists in a tau-based system.
Brought back memories of the shark’s lame attempts to gain entry:
“Candygram”
“Jehovah’s Witnesses”
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Interesting. Its crows are at a higher (and less coarse) register than that of a rooster.
Could a rooster be made to sound like a male junglefowl by caponizing it? 
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My response was regarding hexual ceiling, actually!
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