Completely off topic, but I had a friend who was one of the few gentiles in a private Jewish elementary school. One class started off with Daily Oral Language, where the teacher writes a sentence on the board and the students have to correct it. My friend was bad at this, but one day he was convinced he knew the answer. Not coincidentally, the religion class that had the room the period before forgot to wipe the board, and there was still a reference to the Hebrew Book of Genesis.
"Oooh, oooh, I know this! " he called out. “It’s spelled B e a r, space, s h i t!”
Oooh. Tough choice. On the one hand, we have quite enough objects in the sky named after Western theologies. On the other hand, I like the story of Frau Holle much better than that of Gonggong.
How very disappointing. Surely some mythology somewhere has Planety McPlanetface as a deity that may be proposed for planetary nomenclature. The Church of the SubGenius, perhaps?
The funny thing is, I knew the heat shield ablated but I never guessed it was all plastic. I guess that guy in The Graduate knew what he was talking about.