The goddamn Trump Administration (Part 1)

 

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Too soon?

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And why wasn’t the Pope wearing a fucking suit!! And saying thank you!!

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Yeah, in many states, if you got pulled over for a traffic stop, and the police discovered you were carrying that much cash, they could just assume it was drug money and confiscate it under civil asset forfeiture.

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Well, Deus vult…

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ICE enlists Palantir to develop all-seeing ‘ImmigrationOS’ eye to speed up deportations

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In J.R.R. Tolkien’s “The Lord of the Rings”, the Palantíri (singular Palantír) were powerful stone objects used for long-distance communication and observation. They were essentially seeing stones that allowed users to communicate with others across great distances and see events happening in other places, including in the past.

Power and Risk:

While powerful, using the Palantíri could be risky, as they could be influenced by dark forces and potentially lead to corruption. Saruman was slowly corrupted by Sauron via his palantir, and was already evil but playing good in the Hobbit.

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And the Pope isn’t wearing a suit; would that be “Papal casual”? The Papal equivalent of a track suit? (yes, yes, I know; he’s actually dressed for audiences)

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Holy Sundays.

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Sure it did. Why not add the Hope Diamond and some bearer bonds, too, while you’re making shit up.

Note she didn’t list a gun, which was almost guaranteed in Gnome’s purse.

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Re: Hesgeth’s sideburns: Hey, it’s difficult to keep track when you’re already a fifth of whiskey into your day…

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Woah, there! Crabs are much cooler than that!

I look forward to crippling this system by filling it full of garbage data.

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The White House has begin process of looking for new secretary of defense

aka watching Fox News.

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I’ve got those yellow stain blues,
From my head down to my shoes,
When someone fires a shot,
It’s always there I am not.
Those yellow stain blues
Those yellow stain blues

I’ve got those yellow stain blues,
Those old yellow stain blues,
Well you should see strong men quail,
If he should spy a shirt tail
Those yellow stain blues
Those old yellow stain blues

(from The Caine Mutiny)

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Are you suggesting that she might engage in insurance fraud?

If so; I’d like to hear more!

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Wanna see some Easter Egg Roll photos?

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:face_vomiting:

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I don’t buy it. If anything, she would be more in need of having credit/debit card receipts for her records, due to having to be meticulous about expenses as a public servant. (Yeah, I know!) And again, why the passport? I’m wondering if something else happened to it, and this is cover for why she has to get a new one.

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The lack of evidence confirms that she is involved in that.

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