The goddamn Trump Administration (Part 2)

Wait, wait, is this a thing? That the assassination attempt was fake?

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A lot of people are saying…

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these threads have basically crossed for now, aye?

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Please let this escalate as much and as quickly as possible.

Half of the electoral threat T**** has over GOP congresscritters is Musk’s money being used to primary them. If we could get at least half of them to go after T**** in order to receive Musk’s dark money, and the other half go after Musk to win over MAGA, that’d be great…

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I like the way you think.

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With the level of repartee between the primary combatants, this particular episode of reality seems to be written and directed by the Coen Brothers in full on parody mode.

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Hmmmm. How very…Russian, no?

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Do you think Trump will be banned from Twitter again?

I never call it “X.”

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Brief tangent here, what’s your logic? I’m torn between calling it Twitter because Musk wanted to call it X and fuck him, plus it never caught on, and calling it X because I always hated Twitter even before Musk took over and I like to emphasize how stupid his rebranding is and how the site is no longer relevant.

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Yeah. All that.

Basically, Twitter was a stupid name but “X” is even worse.

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Royal decree ordered Friedrich Trump to leave Germany and never come back after he failed to do military service

I guess bone spurs are hereditary.

Where’s my puke emoji?

Xi asserts his dominance by making Trump come to him. Well played.

Mrs. Ficus sent me this:

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Pretty sure Jesus made plenty of mistakes. As a carpenter, I’m sure he had times where he didn’t measure twice and cut once and had to redo something as a result. I’m not religious or well versed in Christianity, but I’m pretty sure that it was Jesus himself that said only God is perfect.

I’ve heard this before but it’s more of a leftist conspiracy theory/skepticism. How did the shooter get where he was? Was he really aiming for Trump or just wanting to shoot some people? Was Trump really injured by a bullet (because he sure healed miraculously)? I’m guessing the right wing conspiracy theories around this are something different entirely.

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I like calling it X because it’s such an unbelievably bad name that it’s inherently making fun. It’s like if Musk asked people to call him, I don’t know, E. M. POTENT or something thinking that was cool, you bet I’d oblige.

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Split the difference and call it Xitter?

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Though, if that information was classified as a cover-up of illegal acts, Musk would qualify for whistleblower protections as a former government employee or contractor.

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