It used to be a Canadian company before it got bought out by American capital in 2019. So depending on when you bought it, you might be in the clear. And even if not, it’s already done, so continue to enjoy the one you own. When it comes time to replace it, there might be others on the market, especially if they do indeed tank internationally.
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It most certainly won’t be “built in the USA”, and it has 5G. I thought 5G was the devil according to MAGA folk.
I did quite like this comment on the article from The Verge that you linked:
ETA: Another great comment from another The Verge article on this farce:
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No matter how many times he says this, I don’t know what he’s supposedly “threatening”, but I’m intrigued. Is that like the “threat” of “a taco truck on every corner” if Hillary had won? If so, sign me up.
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The story is on Gizmodo now, so there’s some hope of it gaining some traction and leading hopefully to boycotts.
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They’ll be packed with explosives. Clap harder or else!
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Say what you will about the cell phones in Kingsman: The Secret Service. Sure, they made people’s heads literally explode, but at least the service was free.
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I was thinking of Israel.
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He’s had such a bad couple of weeks. First he gets cucked by his wife, now by his mistress too.
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Not a real slap to the face?
But it’s such a punchable face.
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Kevin Krebs arrested for carrying loaded gun at 'No Kings' protest in West Chester?
Suburban Philly.
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They should outsource this particular bit to North Korea; it’s really something they excel in.
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So many things to unpack in that screenshot.
Of course the “27/7 access”, “all from your own homw”.
What is going on with that kid on the left?
“Place your face in the circle and press the button start once you are ready”
“Schedule a telemedicine consult on your trump mobile phone with provider in the app”. (They can’t even get their own branding right.)
“Dr. Marilyn Stanton” looks like a dude with a beard.
No Red Blodded American would ever say, “Sunday, 12 June”.
Also what the ever loving fuck is “11:00 - 12:00 AM”?
Why is the calendar showing June 17, 2025 when the appointment card says June 12?
June 17, 2025 is a Tuesday, not a Thursday.
June 12 (assuming 2025) is a Thursday, not Sunday.
Biometrics? Looks more like phrenology to me.
There’s weird capitalization everywhere as if it was modeled after a Trump post.
Why do some screenshots show the iPhone cameras and others don’t?
Why do some screenshots look like two phones layered on top of one another?
Yes, I know, AI slop galore. But, wow.
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