The goddamn Trump Administration (Part 2)

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A busboy from Bhutan once dropped some glasses when Stephen Miller was ranting about something.

Latinos are banned because they were more popular than Miller in high school.

Basically, everyone makes Miller feel inadequate.

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Let’s hope she gets primaried… of course, it could end up with an even worse Republican, if you can imagine that… But then again, if she loses in the primary, I bet she runs an independent campaign, splits the GOP vote, and hands that rather red district to whoever the Democrat is…

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My son just called the gestalt of T****’s 2nd term so far: The Great Leap Backward.

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Oh hey! Another item for “thank fsck I knew nothing about that!” bucket.

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If nothing else, I hope the protests made Trumpers look at posts about “miniscule attendance” with doubt in their hearts. Anyone who drove through one of these protests and saw thousands of pissed-off protestors even in small towns (and hopefully saw more than one protest that day, if they were travelling any distance) has got to realize that a LOT of people are against their Tangerine Emperor. More than can be dismissed, and more than can realistically have been paid off by a shadowy cabal of lizardmen or whatever the fuck they believe. It won’t make them question the narrative, they’re too far gone for that, but somewhere deep down they’ll instinctively know they’re being lied to, and know that they’re bad people for going along with it. Anything that can shake their morale or at least cause them some discomfort is a worthy cause IMO.

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To be expected, Sontarans are obsessed with military might and have great difficulty with counting.
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Unfortunately, some of the literally drove through the protests. :sob:

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And yet Sontarans more fun to be around than Cheung.

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We’ll never evolve mermaids with that attitude.

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“He’s p***ed off at the soldiers,” he said. “He’s accusing them of hamming it up, and by that, he seems to mean that they were having a good time, that they were waving, that they were enjoying themselves and showing a convivial face rather than a military face.”

Social media users noted that the soldiers weren’t marching in lockstep during the parade as they made their way down Constitution Avenue in downtown Washington, D.C. Wolff claimed that Trump blamed Hegseth for the lacklustre performance.

“He kind of reamed out Hegseth for this,” Wolff said of the president. “Apparently, there was a phone call, and he said to Hegseth, the tone was all wrong. Why was the tone wrong? Who staged this? There was the tone problem. Trump, he keeps repeating himself.”

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I certainly didn’t watch the thing live but I’ve seen clips and pictures. Has anyone seen the marchers waving? Or was that a dream Donnie had?

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There were definitely waves from the ones driving the tanks, the robot dogs, etc. I think the ones marching in ranks kept fairly serious (if a little casual), but otherwise…

Which makes sense, considering that it was supposed to be a celebration parade, even if Trump did hijack it. They weren’t supposed to be there to be menacing!

Edit: quick screengrab from a youtube short with some of the actual interview
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I did intentionally collect American shad (Alia’s sapidissima) sperm for work, once. I wouldn’t recommend injecting it; I know where it’s been. (It’s a chromatography standard.)

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Ugh. Never inject anything that has been through a chromatograph. :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

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Seriously?? All i know of salmon sperm (other than little fishies) is that it is used as an antidote to heparin overdosing. As a beauty treatment? Something that increases clotting? No thank you!

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