The goddamn Trump Administration (Part 2)

Who comes up with these names…

Midnight Hammer?

Hegseth has been dying to have a press conference where he could say operation Midnight Hammer, deliver the package, Massive Ordnance Penetrator bombs, warriors.

I’d like more detail about how trump led the operation.

I want to give congratulations to our Commander-in Chief. It was an honor to watch him lead last night and throughout and to our great American warriors on this successful operation.

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His mom.

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It’s the ducking silicone valley presidency. Literally and figuratively.

And when all goes to shit, they’ll claim it would have worked, but they were ahead of their time and the rest of the universe wasn’t ready for their awesomeness.

The sooner these arseholes can fuck off to mars and die, the better.

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Either that or he’s trying to imitate Chuck Tingle. Very badly.

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So he’s about on par with Captain Hammer on Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog.

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“We gotta bomb them because they’re about to get weapons of mass destruction and threaten us with them!!!” [bomb][bombity][bomb][bomb]

“Well we weren’t, partially because our own populace was aligned against us, but now that you’ve bombed us it’s obvious that that will become our ‘patriotic’ focus”

couldn’t they get a test tube full of “yellow cake uranium” for hegseth to wave about? …see Niger uranium forgeries. ah, now Vance has slithered forth to assure us that this isn’t a war at all like the Iraq war; so now we know that they know that it is to some significant extent. @#$!!!

(Machiavelli ‘The Prince’ addendumdum: “Know that, Oh prince, that nothing distracts from crippling failure to govern like a concocted war”)

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All this so that two malignant narcissists (Trump and Bibi) can avoid accountability.

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If there were a Hell and a Satan ruling it, they’d have a tough time explaining their actions to him, much less St. Peter and the Christian god.

as for reincarnation - i think they just keep coming back as the same souls, different bodies. And how they even reached the level to inhabit a human body would be beyond me.

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You illegally declared war. There’s no way of getting around that; James.

Waiting for Iran to say we’re not at war with the U.S.; we’re at war with James Vance.

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Jesus Christ, these dipshits are so fucking stupid.

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“Japan attacks Pearl Harbor, rest of US feels involved for some strange reason” :roll_eyes:

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Every damn day.

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Somehow, I doubt that. I would lay bets he was egging Trump on in this.

The pettiest man alive. Hugely petty. Petty like we’ve never seen.

the difference is that back then we had dumb presidents

More projection. The truthiest projection yet. (The dumbest President ever.)

Exactly

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A mad king’s pointless war is where Donald Trump was always heading
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