The goddamn Trump Administration (Part 2)

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Hamberders, do your stuff… :pray:

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It explains a lot, as Mr. Trump doesn’t drink alcohol…

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But I was told:

President Trump remains in excellent health, exhibiting robust cardiac, pulmonary, neurological, and general physical function. His active lifestyle continues to contribute significantly to his well-being. President Trump’s days include participation in multiple meetings, public appearances, press availability, and frequent victories in golf events. President Trump exhibits excellent cognitive and physical health and is fully fit to execute the duties ofthe Commander-in-Chief and Head ofState

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Plainly this must be a new problem, and don’t worry, I’m sure it will heal just as fast as his lost ear.

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Don’t worry - he’s relatively young, so there’s still time.

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Well, well, actually chronic venous insufficiency isn’t a life threatening condition, yet It can also cause bloody ulcers, pain, extreme discomfort, loss of life quality… I think He can endure It.

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Freely accept that given this news my blathered theory that trump was receiving IV infusions (for Alzheimers) and that was why he was getting makeup on his hand is very likely wrong (wrong wrong). but i still think he’s mentally losing it big-time (cf recent Unabomber bizarre-ness)

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It looks like blood thinners are one avenue for treating CVI so it could still be an explanation for the hand makeup/bruises. IANAD though so I don’t know if the IV blood thinners would be used for this purpose…

(edit: typo)

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Well, well, well. There are some crazy conspiracy theories about STI floating around…

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Maybe he did. Maybe he liked it.

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Making stuff up again, what a surprise.

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The CEO of Coke probably got an angry call from the NCGA.

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