The goddamn Trump Administration (Part 2)

Stephen Colbert covered that on last night’s show, implying that Trump’s fitness promotion was actually his way of increasing his “supply” of young girls.

BTW: He and his writers took a great big shit on Dershowitz in concert with this image: “… former Trump lawyer and rotten potato flirting with you from inside the compost bin…

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The only way to win is not to play. O’leary is a POS who is just fishing for soundbites. Let him use AI to fabricate them.

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Oh, gawd…I so hope everybody got that!

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Discussed upthread:

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Kevin O’Leary is most famous for being one of the investors on the tv show Shark Tank. Unlike the other investor hosts, he’s pretty clearly a grifter. He made most of his fortune from a software company he founded back in the 1980s, Softkey. Softkey made family education and entertainment software, but Softkey made most of its money through mergers and acquisitions, not through making great products. One of the companies it acquired was the Learning Company, and after that acquisition, Softkey changed its name to the Learning Company. The Learning Company was then acquired by Mattel, making O’Leary a billionaire. O’Leary became an executive in Mattel, but then everything went to shit, because it turned out O’Leary and the Learning Company had seriously misrepresented its finances. Mattel lost their fucking shirts on the deal, O’Leary was fired, and the shareholders sued. How O’Leary wasn’t ruined by that transaction I will never understand, but somehow he retained his reputation as some kind of business genius, and then was hired as a host of Shark Tank, which really played him up that way. So he really is a lot like Trump. His reputation as a businessman is pure fiction created by a reality tv show.

ETA: Oh, also, he nicknamed himself Mr. Wonderful. Who does that?

ETA2: Also, none of this is a secret. None of this is a conspiracy theory. All of this is well known, public information that can be discovered by reading his Wikipedia page or any other reputable, independent biographical sketch of him. So again just like with Trump, it baffles me why so few people seem to be aware of this, and why so many people who really should, and probably do, know better continue to pretend that this asshole is some kind of business genius. The media continues to act like this guy is a modern day Henry Ford or something. When really he’s just a cheap knockoff of P.T. Barnum.

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I see a pattern here…

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Also, like Trump, he is fully convinced of his importance to the world at large, whereas the world at large really thinks he should just fuck off.

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  1. Trump’s tariff economically ruins Brazil.
  2. Trump: “See? I told you liberal, democracy-loving leaders ruin their countries.”
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A reminder that the US government—being well aware of Stalin’s brutal domestic policies—called him “Uncle Joe”.

I’m pretty sure that the defense industry and Wall Street were A-Okay with that.

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Alex Jones Claims Trump Officials Have Asked Him to Stop Talking About Jeffrey Epstein

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Ratting on the Trump Feds.

Alex Jones. If he wasn’t long for this world before

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I don’t want to listed to him, but for the first time ever, I do want him to keep talking.

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Even Jones was able to “read the room”.

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No student loan forgiveness for anybody, well, maybe sombody.

  • A maximum $50,000 signing bonus

  • Student loan repayment and forgiveness options

  • 25% Law Enforcement Availability Pay (LEAP) for HSI Special Agents

  • Administratively Uncontrollable Overtime (AUI) for Enforcement Removal Operations (ERO) Deportation Officers

  • Enhanced retirement benefits
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And profiling is encouraged.

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Because sure…

“I was just informed that our Country’s “Jobs Numbers” are being produced by a Biden Appointee, Dr. Erika McEntarfer, the Commissioner of Labor Statistics, who faked the Jobs Numbers before the Election to try and boost Kamala’s [Harris’] chances of Victory,” Trump wrote.

“We need accurate Jobs Numbers. I have directed my Team to fire this Biden Political Appointee, IMMEDIATELY. She will be replaced with someone much more competent and qualified,” he added.

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The google tells me that there is no hurricane rating for tents.

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