The goddamn Trump Administration (Part 2)

I am only surprised that it isn’t more specifically targeted at white women can’t use contraception. But I guess if you deport everybody else, it becomes superfluous.

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Not much more you need to know. He’s the middle square in this.

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Dean Cain played Superman in the 90s tv series Lois & Clark: the New Adventures of Superman. As the name suggests, it focused more on the relationship between Lois Lane and Clark Kent/Superman. It wasn’t bad, really, for its time.

As for Cain himself, he was a standout college football player . . . at Princeton. Not exactly a football power, so it was legitimately impressive that he caught people’s attention. His biological father was Japanese and the son of immigrants who were interred in camps here in WWII, which makes his heel turn that much worse.

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It’s less sad when they can’t get honest work because they destroyed their own careers by being assholes, though.

Although now there’s a disturbing possibility of this happening:

@MagicFox
“Dean Cain”

And has now apparently decided that Superman is “too woke.” Which says it all, really.

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He never crossed my radar, so I looked him up on Wikipedia. His filmography includes this, uh, item from 2020.

Exposes the Deep State plot to undermine the Trump candidacy and presidency and it reveals the lies behind the fake Russia Collusion narrative.

Not satire, oddly enough.

So yeah, this tracks.

Incidentally , a co-star in that film is Kristy Swanson, who was Buffy in the first Buffy the Vampire Slayer movie (the unsuccessful one, with Luke Perry), who once tweeted she was “MAGA since 1969” (her birth year). She was hospitalised in 2021 with severe COVID complications. Her filmography slows significantly after that.

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Even back in the 90s his name sounded to me like a mispronunciation of “decay.”

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They’ve been saying the Bible is too work for nearly a decade now. Of course comics will be. Wait until they figure out what the X-Men are an allusion to.

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Steven Moore presenting data that, in his words, no one else has.

So made up?

He’s claiming the average American is making 6 grand more a year.

You all making 10 times more?

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Gah, that guy has always been a garbage human.

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Cain also had a role in the CW’s Supergirl series, playing Supergirl’s human adoptive father, Jeremiah Danvers. Trump really caused a lot of people who had otherwise perfectly fine careers to just really reveal they were always awful people.

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All Family Pharmacy, because who wouldn’t trust a Boca Raton pharmacy created less than 5 years ago that claims, " We’re a freedomloving (sic) conservative pharmacy. We’ve got you know like-minded individuals like-minded doctors pharmacists the whole nine yards."

:stuck_out_tongue: That last sentence makes my head hurt.

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Chapter one of How to Lie With Statistics is about the Carefully Chosen Average. Usually, you don’t need data “noone else has” to mislead. So the layer of bullshit on top is uh, special.

I honestly thought they’d have a year or two before they fucked up the economy so badly they’d need to resort to late-Soviet style hyperreality, but here we are.

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Is Donny doing one of his dementia dances in that photo? He looks like the poster boy for Oops, I Pooped My Pants

ETA: It is interesting that TFG chose to decorate the Oval with the bust of Lincoln where he looks ashamed to be in the room. Then again, maybe he’s just trying to hold his breath.

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It’s spreading like kudzu.

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Probable inspiration

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I saw right-wing fundamentalists freaking out about the X-Men movies when they first started making them. Just talking about “mutations” (and the briefest of references to evolution) was enough to send them into conniptions about “offenses to God” - the queer metaphor (and actors) was just enraging icing on the cake for them.

I believe it was specifically the “medium” (not median) American. So, you know… who the fuck knows what that means.

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That explains why I’m not making 10 times more, I’m a large American.

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Just another number they pulled out of Trumpy’s ass

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