The goddamn Trump Administration (Part 2)

I don’t see what the problem is, he just wanted a cop to answer the question of…

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The Trump Administration Is Using Memes to Turn Mass Deportation Into One Big Joke

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I Wonder whatever happened to the Bismarck?

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God, you just cannot make this shit up, can you…

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An overhyped and failed design. Very fitting.

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Work? What work did this nepo-cannibal ever do other than scout kids to rape?

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I see your true colors
Shining through…

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The nine most terrifying words in the English language; “I am Donald Trump and I’m here to help".

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he doesn’t even know if Alaska is in Russia or the US, and he’s already demanding praise (“well of course he is”); while it’s generally accepted that if this “summit” (really? ‘summit’?) accomplishes nothing that’ll be as good as we can hope. @#$!

Donald Trump has lashed out at his former national security adviser and “very unfair” media who have warned that he may be entering a trap at his high-stakes meeting with Russian counterpart Vladimir Putin.

In an angry tirade on Wednesday morning, Trump accused the press of conspiring against him in the lead up to Friday’s Russia summit, claiming the “fake news” was “working overtime” to give him less than favorable coverage.

will he even have his own translator this time? naaaah, that would only be someone who could leak the foul deals made

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What are the odds of the Texas Senate having two house Democrats named Chamberlain? Isn’t that wild?

(No, as far as I know, that is not actually their last name.)

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Everyone who lives in [big cities] knows [high crime]. They program their entire lives around it.

I lived in Chicago for 13 years and I still visit quite regularly – not in the suburbs, but in Chicago proper. (For those that know the city, when I first moved there I lived in an SRO in Lake View for over a year and then moved to Rogers Park.) I can’t really say I programmed my life around any such thing. I walked around my neighborhood late after dark and even late at night, I’ve had pancakes at the Golden Nugget at 03:00 (great time for people watching!), I’ve gone to midnight shows. I never lived my life in fear there nor did I “program my life” around this menacing It from which these craven beings proudly quiver.

For contrast, I grew up in a very rural area in North Carolina. I lived about seven miles from the nearest town, a sprawling bump in the road of just under 5,000 people. It was in the small town, while visiting my grandmother, that I experienced my one and only attempted mugging.

On a different occasion I had a man show up at my house while my parents were out and start to come up on the porch once he heard they weren’t available. That’s the only time I’ve ever threatened anyone with a gun and luckily I didn’t have to shoot nor really even show it to him – that “click” was very loud. I’m really glad it didn’t go farther and I shudder to think what could have happened because there’s no good result past that point if he hadn’t left then.

My mother was at home one day when her landlord stopped by, seeming a little dazed and babbling a bit. He didn’t seem to want anything in particular and she said he left after about ten minutes without ever really making any sense. She thought he might have just been high on something stronger than usual (back meth, perhaps?) and didn’t think anything of it until she heard the sirens from the police and EMT services about a hour later. He’d gone back to his home less than half a mile away and killed his wife with a shotgun blast to the head, then took his own life.

But yeah, Stephen, please do tell us all about the crime, chaos, and dysfunction of the big scary blue cities.

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That immediately started playing in my head and will be there the rest of the day!

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