The goddamn Trump Administration (Part 2)

Only capitalized proper names, for that matter.

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Oh really? Well, good, great really, that he’ll be gone soon. Sleepy Joe, off to his dirt nap! But uh yeah, get that intern to write something or other that sounds right on the Truth thing.

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If it were him he’d be saying he’s big sad that Joe Biden, THE WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY!!!1!eleven!!, is sick. I don’t think actual Trump is capable of not cramming that phrase in there any longer when Biden’s mentioned.

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That couldn’t be any more clearly not him. In fact, I can’t even believe he allowed, much less directed, an intern to write it. Someone involved in comms knew they had to issue a statement and just did it. They probably had to explain to Trump after the fact why it was necessary (and he probably still had a fit).

Trump can’t wish people a happy holiday without it involving some sort of attack, and I can’t think of a single instance where he expressed actual sympathy for anyone. (The closest I can think of was wishing his good friend Ghislaine Maxwell well.) Attacking Biden is absolutely reflexive.

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So remember how DOGE did all those cuts to the National Weather Service, including people who did important weather forecasting, and experts were saying that it would result in deaths, as severe weather would now hit areas without sufficient warning? Well, it’s already happened:

This is just the tip of the oncoming series of preventable disasters caused by the DOGE cuts… and I have to wonder how many people will have to die before the general populace gets wise to what’s going on. (And if the media will really cover it as it should be covered. The media are so busy flagellating themselves over how they covered Biden, even as they’re continuing to do worse with Trump.)

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Marge didn’t want to be left out.

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He doesn’t want to be seen trying to walk up stairs?

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Update: Congestion Pricing is still in effect in New York City. I think Trump has forgotten about it.

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Everyone is a doctor now.

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This is weighing heavy on his mind…

And who is he always thanking for their attention to this matter?

HOW MUCH DID KAMALA HARRIS PAY BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN FOR HIS POOR PERFORMANCE DURING HER CAMPAIGN FOR PRESIDENT? WHY DID HE ACCEPT THAT MONEY IF HE IS SUCH A FAN OF HERS? ISN’T THAT A MAJOR AND ILLEGAL CAMPAIGN CONTRIBUTION? WHAT ABOUT BEYONCÉ? …AND HOW MUCH WENT TO OPRAH, AND BONO??? I am going to call for a major investigation into this matter. Candidates aren’t allowed to pay for ENDORSEMENTS, which is what Kamala did, under the guise of paying for entertainment. In addition, this was a very expensive and desperate effort to artificially build up her sparse crowds. IT’S NOT LEGAL! For these unpatriotic “entertainers,” this was just a CORRUPT & UNLAWFUL way to capitalize on a broken system. Thank you for your attention to this matter!!!

May 19, 2025, 1:34 AM

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One more and then we’re off to work.

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To be fair; Kid Gramps is an expert on the subject.

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His writings that he left behind are being considered as “nihilistic”.

And IMNSHO, livestreaming himself getting a vasectomy while encouraging other men to do the same would’ve been less violent and possibly more effective. Or a protest at this event:

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I wonder if Tramp even knows what term “ethnic cleansing” means.

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IANAH (historian) and i really wish historians would shout out that with every hideous scheme to ‘move an entire population’ - the Armenian genocide looms into mind - was …well, it’s right there: a genocide. So call it what it @#$ well is. @#!!

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To me a genocide is an attempt to wipe out an entire population, not just move them. :thinking:

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If this description of his apparent beliefs is accurate apparently that wouldn’t have gotten him the results he wanted as quickly as he wanted.

(That’s got to be a line from some comic book supervillain, right?)

So he certainly wasn’t a happy person. Sad he didn’t get the help he obviously needed to deal with life, but at least he didn’t take out anyone else with him.

Also, some of the news articles about this guy are calling his views “anti-pro-life,” which is a really weird way of putting it.

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He’s where he wants to be now, apparently. I wonder if his childhood was negative?

And if he’d known about the sperm-racing event, I wonder if he’d have focused on that instead?

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