So that’s what’s going up in the lobby of federal buildings…
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I’m quite certain something appropriate can be found. (Especially since apparently the one he was in here in Wisconsin is going to be at the inauguration. That seems pretty symbolic to me, really.)
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As none of the spaces involve elimination, injury, or illness, I shall not be playing.
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Also it would be unbelievable if it wasn’t real. No fiction can create a character like Trump, because he’s just not plausible as a person or as a viable candidate.
(Actually, I’ve changed my mind - the most on-point inauguration photo for Trump is this one, except he’s also used a sharpie to draw a dick and mustache on this face. The existing photo has the would-be machismo and the sinister but it lacks the required degree of absurdity.)
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Obligs:
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But it isn’t just average MAGA supporters getting the short end of the stick. Some of Trump’s wealthy donors have reportedly been cut from the in-person ceremony, given the limited number of seats in the rotunda. Instead, as The New York Times reporter Teddy Schleifer wrote, some of Trump’s donors will be escorted to a suite at the Capitol One Arena.
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That does solve the problem where the crowd (or lack thereof) will betray how few like him
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And it’s already bulletproof! (well, according to Elmo anyway)
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Is that an old Filson super heavy wool Mackinaw jacket?
Dude knows what he’s talking about. Classic.
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With the added bonus that it may just randomly explode as cybertrucks are wont to do.
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I like it because it looks like he’s been decapitated.
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STRUMP?
“Out, out, thou strumpet, Fortune!”
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