I overheard some deep thoughts in the checkout line this morning.
I used to think he was just desperate to be popular. But now I think he wants to be a dictator.
That makes sense. But, what the hell is he thinking? Dictators aren’t popular.
Here’s a website which generates musk-oid demanded “five things last week” office-speak for federal workers linky; Here’s the result for “Quantity Surveying”:
• Conducted cost analysis and prepared detailed estimates for ongoing projects.
• Reviewed and validated contractor invoices and progress claims.
• Monitored project budgets and identified potential cost-saving opportunities.
• Collaborated with project teams to ensure compliance with financial and contractual requirements.
• Updated and maintained accurate records of project expenditures and forecasts.
(i think think every federal employee “MTG on down” should email musk output from this all at once)
Here’s what I got for “Designer.” I might use these myself.
- Completed multiple design drafts and finalized key project deliverables.
- Collaborated with team members to refine concepts and ensure alignment with project goals.
- Conducted research to stay updated on current design trends and applied findings to ongoing work.
- Reviewed and revised designs based on client and stakeholder feedback.
- Organized and maintained design files for efficient access and future use.
Trump’s tariffs require Viagra.
Since then, Kennedy has axed a public meeting on vaccines—leaving lingering questions about the future of those transparent proceedings. He has also revoked a broad transparency policy for the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) that required public notice for certain new rules and a comment period to allow for the public to be involved with the rulemaking process. Revoking the policy could have sweeping effects. For instance, HHS could now change Medicaid requirements with no notice or change federal research grants without input from the research community—something the Trump administration has already tried to do before it was put on hold by a federal judge.
Oooh… let’s slap a 400000% tariff on imports of crude oil into
…
He’s so petty it’s probably about the eagle that attacked him. Although
aren’t on the list now, I’m wondering which species won’t be endangered by the time this
is done.
Genius. I wrote my Member of Parliament on that one.
I better stock up!
shelves already bare of smiling beaver insta-poutine!! whatyawannabet that trump includes “best stock market ever!” in his gawd-awful sotu speech? which i can’t watch mostly because of the uproarious republican applause to every @#$!n lie
This probably why Trump ordered an increase in lumber production.
My wife was doing a Costco order, we’re now officially part of the problem because we ordered an extra case of toilet paper.