Wait, I thought the coronavirus was fake? Or is the coronavirus real, but COVID-19 is fake? I can’t keep track of this anymore.
19 Likes
He posts this rant about how he’s been exonerated and then he says he’s going to appeal it.
If I ever get convicted of something and there’s zero punishment and I still get to be the president of The United States I’m walking away and going about my luxurious life.
Weird.
The Radical Democrats have lost another pathetic, unAmerican Witch Hunt. After spending tens of millions of dollars, wasting over 6 years of obsessive work that should have been spent on protecting New Yorkers from violent, rampant crime that is destroying the City and State, coordinating with the Biden/Harris Department of Injustice in lawless Weaponization, and bringing completely baseless, illegal, and fake charges against your 45th and 47th President, ME, I was given an UNCONDITIONAL DISCHARGE. That result alone proves that, as all Legal Scholars and Experts have said, THERE IS NO CASE, THERE WAS NEVER A CASE, and this whole Scam fully deserves to be DISMISSED. The real Jury, the American People, have spoken, by Re-Electing me with an overwhelming MANDATE in one of the most consequential Elections in History. As the American People have seen, this “case” had no crime, no damages, no proof, no facts, no Law, only a highly conflicted Judge, a star witness who is a disbarred, disgraced, serial perjurer, and criminal Election Interference. Today’s event was a despicable charade, and now that it is over, we will appeal this Hoax, which has no merit, and restore the trust of Americans in our once great System of Justice. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
21 Likes
Same logic around why an all powerful creator of the universe needs me to sing it praises.
I mean, really? If I created the universe single handedly out of nothingness, I wouldn’t care what a bunch of hairless apes thought about me.
Weird.
19 Likes
18 Likes
Yeah, I caught that one too. 
14 Likes
Coronavirus is real but can’t legally infect you if the American flag in the room has gold fringe around the border. COVID-19 is fake, because a patriot with an assault rifle raided a pizza parlor’s basement and stopped the Democrat Satanist lizard people from using it to turn babies into gayness-inducing microchips transmitted via Jewish space lasers.
24 Likes
21 Likes
16 Likes
With apologies to Lionel Ritchie.
You’re once, twice, 34 times a felon.
25 Likes
And isn’t a felon prohibited from holding public office in the U.S.? But of course an exception will be made.
17 Likes
Currently, no laws disqualify a candidate for President of the United States based on a previous felony conviction. There are barriers to a felon owning a gun, traveling around the world, or voting in an election – but nothing for running for office.
Ain’t America wonderful?
21 Likes
He shouldn’t be allowed to own a gun in Florida anyone. But I doubt they’ll enforce that on him.
I think NYC already revoked his concealed carry permit.
16 Likes
Booo hisss
11 Likes
He actually is going to shoot somebody on 5th Avenue now, isn’t he.
19 Likes
There should be a blanket ban on watering golf courses in a desert. Throw Arizona in there, too, since they are siphoning off Colorado River water upstream from SoCal.
21 Likes
Why not? SCOTUS was literally asked if that was ok and answered “yes”.
12 Likes
boo yah!
that right there!
living in mesa, az all those years, i had a good friend studying to be a professional groundskeeping manager for golf courses. (this being arizona, there were many unscrupulous “trade academies” that promised high-paying jobs to suck up VA benefits. turns out, groudskeeping school was bullshit.) i would absolutely rant and rail at the ridiculous notion of lush, green fairways and greens in a fucking desert!
yeah. turn their water off first.
as for my pal, he went back to the Ozarks and was golf pro dude at some lake resort. and turned MAGAt (last we spoke).
18 Likes
There should be, but it’s a relatively minor usage for California, very little of which is actual desert. (I think local golf courses have a much bigger impact on water sources in Arizona and Utah.) Most of the water is getting sucked up by farmers* who insist on growing particularly thirsty crops for export (because the profits are higher than more appropriate crops), thereby effectively, and rather perversely, exporting water from California. All based on water usage rights that were set early in the 20th century, at the end of an especially wet period in Western US history (which is now over, even before we consider the drying effect of climate change), and they’re legally entitled to amounts of water that don’t exist anymore. While contributing relatively little to the California economy, especially compared to urban industries that use relatively little water. We’re the number one state for agricultural exports, but it’s fueled by that subsidized water, so…
*Who overwhelmingly support Trump, so he reflexively takes their side, without any knowledge or care about what the basic facts are.
18 Likes
18 Likes